If you want something, it will elude you. If you do not want something, you will get ten of it in the mail.

Here is the real domino theory - gay man to gay man, bisexual man to straight woman, addict mother to newborn baby, they all fall down and someday it will come to you.

The future is built on brains, not prom court, as most people can tell you after attending their high school reunion. But you'd never know it by talking to kids or listening to the messages they get from the culture and even from their schools.

There is something so settled and stodgy about turning a great romance into next of kin on an emergency room form, and something so soothing and special, too.

All of the qualities that you need to be a good opinion columnist tend to be qualities that aren't valued in women.

I will never understand people who think that the way to show their righteous opposition to sexual freedom is to write letters full of filthy words.