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If you want a midget to look like a baby, don't put a cigar in his mouth.


Chuck Jones

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not always...
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unless it...
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"...
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...

That's what's happening....
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and...
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You!
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CHUCK PALAHNIUK As a former Airman First Class in the United States Air Force, like many veterans in America, my mil...
CHUCK NORRIS I dread the promotion part of my job. It's agony, especially compared to the private, at-home jo...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK If you want to release your aggression, get up and dance. That's what rock and roll is all about...
CHUCK BERRY Our alliances should be understood as a means to expand our influence, not as a constraint on our po...
CHUCK HAGEL I was always afraid of dying. Always. It was my fear that made me learn everything I could about my ...
CHUCK YEAGER A face is a road map of someone's life. Without any need to amplify that or draw attention to it...
CHUCK CLOSE Commonly, athletes will bolster their dietary intake with everyday vitamins such as magnesium and ir...
CHUCK NORRIS Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK It amazes me when I hear people say, 'I want to go out and find out who I am.' I always knew...
CHUCK BERRY I don't work with inspiration. Inspiration is for amateurs. I just get to work.
CHUCK CLOSE I wanted to write about the moment when your addictions no longer hide the truth from you. When your...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Jack Palance was my distant uncle - that's the family gossip. Growing up, my family knew everyth...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Our Generation has had no Great war, no Great Depression. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is ou...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK My mother lived through the Great Depression. Her family of 11 children pulled themselves up by thei...
CHUCK NORRIS We won the Cold War because we showed nuclear vigilance and diligence.
CHUCK FLEISCHMANN What makes a child gifted and talented may not always be good grades in school, but a different way ...
CHUCK GRASSLEY Forget the historic nature of his election having to do with skin color - Obama has an opportunity o...
CHUCK TODD I'm always trying to reach a transcendent point, a romantic point, but reach it in a really unco...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK When children are exposed to advertisements for unhealthy food, they will, in turn, consume signific...
CHUCK NORRIS To me, every interview, even if you love the artist, needs to be somewhat adversarial. Which doesn&#...
CHUCK KLOSTERMAN My best advice for writers is: Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poo...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK With a book, you're guaranteed the audience has a certain skill level and that the audience has ...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK I've always found that anything worth achieving will always have obstacles in the way and you...
CHUCK NORRIS If there had been zombies on the iceberg when the Titanic hit it, that would have made a much better...
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