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If you took the sales-tax deduction instead of the income-tax deduction when you itemized, then your [state] income-tax refund would not be taxable.


Bob Scharin

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CATHY MCMORRIS Eastern Washington families and businesses should be able to deduct every penny of state and local s...
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CRAIG COOPER If they wanted to broaden it, then give a tax refund or lower the state taxes.
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FRED ALLEN An income tax form is like a laundry list -- either way you lose your shirt.
FRED ALLEN No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction.
PROVERB No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction.
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JOE SCARBOROUGH I am in agreement with income-tax protesters that the tax, as commonly applied, is unconstitutional,...
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CYNTHIA JEANGUENAT We're getting focused on the income tax as a base.
CONNIE MACK The tax burden among income groups has been relatively unchanged.
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CHUCK SCHUMER The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
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ERNIE FLETCHER Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
HERMAN WOUK The only imaginative fiction being written today is income tax returns.
HERMAN WOUK I do resent giving the income tax inspector 83 per cent.
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RICHARD DIXON The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
ALBERT EINSTEIN The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
ALBERT EINSTEIN The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax
ALBERT EINSTEIN Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf.
WILL ROGERS The income tax created more criminals than any other single act of government.
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JUDY GRESSER Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax.
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