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If you speak to anyone who's ever done time, the fact that you make it out of there alive is a miracle.


Lane Garrison

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DENVER GARRISON Gas prices are too high. Something should be done about it.
DENVER GARRISON Selfish people try to keep or get things but they loose people
HANNAH GARRISON A guest from company A could possibly hack into a conference held by company B, their competitor, st...
DAVID GARRISON A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded gun on your coffee table- There's nothing wrong with them...
GARRISON KEILLOR That smacks of bribery. He just opens himself up to misusing his money. This is the quintessential r...
GARRISON NELSON The superstars have landed. This is a clear sign that the Democrats know how important this Senate r...
GARRISON NELSON It's just more of a grass-roots approach. It's fans taking matters into their own hands and making g...
GARRISON STARR The cats are terrible. Out of every 10, nine are scratching and biting and hissing.
JANE GARRISON I've been bitten, scratched, had [my] head cracked open.
JANE GARRISON The suffering is overwhelming. Sometimes they have food left, but all their water is gone. Every sec...
JANE GARRISON We feel very betrayed in regards to … them taking our money and giving the administrators a raise.
JANNA GARRISON They're taking our money and giving it to the principals.
JANNA GARRISON It's taking our money that we're sacrificing ... and they're giving the administrators up to an 11 p...
JANNA GARRISON We should be able to work together, but the only way you can work together is with integrity and tru...
JANNA GARRISON Our goal was to be in the top ten and nobody gave us a prayer. (Eighth place) isn't to bad for a tea...
JACK GARRISON (Reese) came out here and beat all the good kids. What a tournament both of them had.
JACK GARRISON He's a tough kid. You have to want to beat the hell out of the kid; that's the attitude you need.
JACK GARRISON We needed a few more pins, they pinned us more than we pinned them and that hurt us. But I'm proud o...
JACK GARRISON I tell you what, we set a team goal to win the region and I think the team did everything they could...
JACK GARRISON He takes a kitchen chair and sits in the yard and all the ducks come around. He holds up the cheese ...
GARRISON KEILLOR This is not about money. This is about the judicial system gone awry. This is about two jurors being...
LARRY GARRISON Right now I have the whole world converging on me to do interviews. I have a major (TV) network that...
LARRY GARRISON As far as I know I'm doing a book with him on the Jackson trial. All I can say is that he is a chara...
LARRY GARRISON As far as I know I'm doing a book with him on the Jackson trial.
LARRY GARRISON These books are going to rock the nation. Elly and Ray are two of the three jurors who initially vot...
LARRY GARRISON It's just going to be a fun time. Comedy really allows you to take your mind off homework and stress...
LAURA GARRISON