If you put somebody on a crack pipe and give them a 9 mm Baretta, you don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure out what's going to happen next.

They're good as any two guards in the state. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out they can play.

I don't think it takes the brain of a rocket scientist to figure out that they had more jump than we did. We didn't have any kind of work ethic that they did. You have to start off with a guy like myself . . . and it goes right down the line.

I'm an enigma, an unknown. You can't really figure out what I'm going to do next. I like it like that.

You don't need to be a rocket scientist to say this looks fishy.

I used to save all my rejection slips because I told myself, one day I'm going to autograph these and auction them. And then I lost the box.