If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

Don't sell your soul to buy peanuts for the monkeys.

They have reduced the audience's level of receptivity to a bunch of monkeys asking for the same peanuts. And they are the same organ grinders giving it to them. If that sounds extreme, it's not. It's true.

Cats and monkeys - monkeys and cats - all human life is there!

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

We all need someone to kiss us goodbye