If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.

When your bank account is so overdrawn that it is positively photographic, steps must be taken.

Good bankers, like good tea, can only be appreciated when they are in hot water.

Bank failures are caused by depositors who don't deposit enough money to cover losses due to mismanagement

You don't put robbers to work in a bank

I hate banks. They do nothing positive for anybody except take care of themselves. They're first in with their fees and first out when there's trouble.