If you mess with an asshole enough you're bound to get some shit.

I tend to do things I'm not supposed to and I tend to not give a fuck.

You don't have to change your world to be who you want, create the world you want with who you are.

The thing I love about drinking is that you can't learn your lessons if you can't remember your mistakes.

Bonded by love, not by blood.

Haters; if you can outgrow them then you'll never know them.