If you look in the Bible there's no birthdays.

Being a Jehovah's Witness, I don't celebrate birthdays or holidays. I don't vote.

I have friends that are gay, and we study the Bible together.

The Bible is a study guide for social interaction.

If the only wishes you get on your birthday are in the form of auto generated mails, then it is time to seriously relook at your life.

I hate birthdays.