If you like the stuff I do, my chances of liking you go up.

I like to read in the dark. I like to go into the bathtub, turn out all the lights, and in the dark, read my books.

I don't think I'm made of the right stuff to be a politician. I think I'm made to be a loose cannon.

Religion cannot and should not be replaced by atheism. Religion needs to go away and not be replaced by anything. Atheism is not a religion. It's the absence of religion, and that's a wonderful thing.

Whereas you have someone like Houdini, who works really, really hard to get really, really famous, and then has actual intellectual ideas that he puts into the culture that stay there.

No one can tell you the rules of 'Celebrity Apprentice.' No one. Donald Trump just does what he wants, which is mostly pontificating to people who are sucking up to him, while the network people try to manipulate him into making the highest-rated show they can.