Al Franken
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ANDY SAMBERG WILL ARNETT I have many friends and family members who have served (or are currently serving) in our nation'... KARL MALONE CRAIG GROESCHEL ELISHA CUTHBERT AARON RODGERS JIM VALVANO MALACHY MCCOURT You're never going to please everyone, and if you do, there's something wrong. CONSTANCE WU If you believe in what you do, you are immortal. The day that you don't believe it, the day you&... CHARO DUFF GOLDMAN COLIN POWELL I'm just kind of odd. There are dark forces in the world, and if you pay attention to what's... MICHAEL SHANNON If you see something is going wrong within politics and the world today, then some Hip Hop artist is... AFRIKA BAMBAATAA HARRI HOLKERI It's such a weird self-confidence that an artist has - to conceive of this thing that serves no ... DAN COLEN I get up every morning and it's going to be a great day. You never know when it's going to b... PAUL HENDERSON I pray every day. In the mornings and, before I go to bed. I think it's important to pray not ju... JERMAIN DEFOE SAM ALTMAN In reality, climate change is actually the biggest thing that's going on every single day. BILL MCKIBBEN I'm at my best when people are depending on me. If it's just on me and I don't have noth... VON MILLER HARRY KROTO DEYTH BANGER I have born-again Christians in my family, and they are completely against abortion... Everybody'... PATRICIA RICHARDSON DANICA MCKELLAR REX HARRISON BILL VAUGHAN ESTEE LAUDER ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER JAMES MARSDEN It's hard to bring up your children on benefit. It's easier if you can do part- time work, o... HARRIET HARMAN No matter where you're going it's the wrong place. TOBE HOOPER I've talked to law enforcement officials at the state and local level who say that violence agai... PATRICIA IRELAND You're always going to have detractors, and you're always going to have people who love you,... PHIL ANSELMO It's funny how people who ain't never been down there can think that America is so fair and ... ICE CUBE CRAIG GROESCHEL STEVE SCALISE JULIA MICHAELS A good story will keep you wondering about what's happening, what's going on, where does thi... FEDE ALVAREZ DREW FULLER If you are in your everyday life, and you feel like you just accomplished something big that you had... MARSHAWN LYNCH You can't have a university without having free speech, even though at times it makes us terribl... DONNA SHALALA ANTHONY HOPKINS ROBERT FISK DEMI LOVATO There's nothing wrong with being proud of who you are. It's a wonderful thing. MATTHEW MOY When you have Candidate A saying the sky is blue, and Candidate B saying it's a cloudy day, I lo... CAMPBELL BROWN AUDREY HEPBURN EDWARD ZWICK I've done enough of this that I can tell early on if it's going in the wrong direction or no... DENNIS MUREN ELON MUSK I actually had someone say to me, 'Lynn, you're going to have very good days, and you're... LYNN GOOD When I get up in the morning, I look forward to the games and I'm just buzzing. At the end of th... JERMAIN DEFOE ERIC SCHMIDT Marriage is another trap. If you are someone who likes independence, it's another stamp against ... CARLA BRUNI TIGER WOODS ROBERT H. SCHULLER MEGHAN DAUM PIERCE BROWN JANET FITCH If I need to take a break from work, I'll just Google dogs that are up for adoption in L.A. I re... GEORGIA KING Some people believe they chose homosexuality, and some believe they didn't. Who's to say one... LA'PORSHA RENAE LOUISE ERDRICH BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG NICK CANNON AUBREY PEEPLES SAFRA A. CATZ TOMMY HILFIGER The act of being nice to somebody at Starbucks is actually a huge thing. It's a real change you ... DAVEED DIGGS If you can believe it, Hollywood wanted to change my birthdate. I was born after Valentine's Day... CESAR ROMERO I think there's lots of people with family connections but who are actually nowhere. If you'... ISABEL DOS SANTOS If you stop and think about who was in the 'Lassie' movies, it's difficult to think who ... ZACH GALLIGAN MAISIE WILLIAMS I imagine if you're one of those genius people working on AI, the desire to find out what's ... EMILY BERRINGTON ERIC DAVIS I think it's easier to identify with guys who are just trying to make a living and working day t... CONNOR PAOLO RUDY GIULIANI It's very witty and it's great to see teenage characters have control that way. And you can ... CAROLINE DHAVERNAS ALEXA CHUNG I've worked on movies that are being rewritten as you go, but you take so long and so much time ... LUKE WILSON WILLIAM BERNBACH SATYA NADELLA MICHAEL STIPE
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ROSE FRANKEN Never Muddy the People you Love ROSE FRANKEN Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly. ROSE FRANKEN The world is 3 days: As for yesterday, it has vanished along with all that was in it. As for tomorro... AL-HASAN AL-BASRI AL GORE AL GORE Before I get out of bed, I am saying thank you. I know how important it is to be thankful. AL JARREAU AL GOLDSTEIN My family and I reside on a non-working farm, although we have a couple of horses and the usual stuf... AL JARDINE People who are overweight don't want unsolicited advice. Guess what. We know we're fat. We l... AL ROKER AL GORE AL GORE AL SHARPTON AL SHARPTON AL SHARPTON AL OERTER AL OERTER AL OERTER AL OERTER AL OERTER AL OERTER AL SHARPTON Deanna is a great pitcher, one of the best pitchers in the state. She does not get enough recognitio... AL PEACOCK I learned years ago you can shape your own destiny if you do get involved. There have always been a ... AL PAZAR There's a lot of overcapacity in the fishery that will need to be addressed. Probably that won't be ... AL PAZAR Every time you lose that pre-soak, the danger increases. It's the race to fish. AL PAZAR Newport stuck its neck out and did the heavy lifting. Some of the other ports resent us for that. Th... AL PAZAR It broke down this year, with both sides not able to agree, and so we went into our usual free-for-a... AL PAZAR That's fine if you keep playing this record over and over. It is going to be a very strong spring. T... AL PARISH It's going to continue to make realtors very happy. I haven't seen any unhappy people in that indust... AL PARISH Even though it's not the biggest property, it's getting in excess of $300 a night for a room. That's... AL PARISH It doesn't mean that everybody's condo went up 37 percent. It means they built more expensive condos... AL PARISH CA's acquisition of Wily Technology will further help our customers unify and simplify their increas... AL NUGENT CA's acquisition of Wily Technology will further help our customers unify and simplify their increas... AL NUGENT CA's acquisition of Wily Technology will further help our customers unify and simplify their increas... AL NUGENT CA's acquisition of Wily Technology will further help our customers unify and simplify their increas... AL NUGENT CA's acquisition of Wily Technology will further help our customers unify and simplify their increas... AL NUGENT That's Fry. She settled down and came through for us. AL NORTHINGTON We just had to play smart in the fourth quarter. Our girls showed a lot of heart and a lot of grit. AL NORTHINGTON We didn't finish in that game. Tonight we finished. AL NORTHINGTON We made some mental mistakes, but we're still so young, and that's going to happen. Our four freshme... AL NORTHINGTON I'm so proud of these kids. It's a wonderful feeling to see these kids progress. This is a win for t... AL NORTHINGTON The president believes very strongly that this is going to have a major, major impact on economic gr... AL HUBBARD The recovery will be paid for by the federal taxpayer and it will add to the deficit. AL HUBBARD It's coming from the American taxpayer. AL HUBBARD The last thing in the world we need to do is raise taxes and retard economic growth. AL HUBBARD Poverty is a lagging indicator. It is sort of the last ratio that declines with an expanding economy... AL HUBBARD The president is totally committed to Social Security reform. AL HUBBARD Maybe people thought of us as a running team. Or a three-point shooting team. A no-contact team. We'... AL HORFORD Maybe we don't look like we're tough guys, but the bottom line is we get the job done. I know, Villa... AL HORFORD It's great to see your son doing his job on the court. But it was no surprise. AL HORFORD There was not much we could do (last season) because it wasn't our team. It was frustrating at times... 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It was a wonder he didn't keel over and die befo... AL HIRT Rich could play way better than Krupa. AL HIRT Old Sharkey had a fat sound, man. He could blow like wild fire and when he played, I am telling you,... AL HIRT I always smoked cigars. I've smoked cigars with everybody in show business. AL HIRT A little bit of this, a little bit of that. I never had any specific style. AL HIRT You always feel the drawing you are working on is the best you've ever done... I am only interested ... AL HIRSCHFELD We arrived at Penn Station, took the Amsterdam Avenue street car to the end of the line. There was a... AL HIRSCHFELD You always feel the drawing you are working on is the best you've ever done, ... I am only intereste... AL HIRSCHFELD When I was about fourteen, my mother took me to see a musical comedy-and that was my first experienc... AL HIRSCHFELD Life isn't a science. We make it up as we go. AL HIRSCHFELD Artists are just children who refuse to put down their crayons. AL HIRSCHFELD $250,000 isn't a lot, but it is enough to make a statement. We are looking for projects that will be... AL HENRY I'm proud of our team. We great leadership from our four seniors - Peter Jerome, Josh Trottier, Alex... AL HENRY Give credit where credit is due. Fargo South is a machine. AL HENRY This is an OK way to end it. As far as I'm concerned, our team is the winner. AL HENRY I know the feds give us the same amount of money, as does the state, as does the county. But there's... AL HARTKOPF A traffic signal costs a lot more than $25,000. What can you say? They're getting off cheap. AL HARTKOPF I knew it was going to end up badly. AL HARTKOPF If it causes a little bit of difficulty for us, it just does. AL HARTKOPF I have very mixed feelings on it. I totally get where the commissioners are coming from. I see the p... AL HARTKOPF Would've, could've, should've. The bottom line is we didn't do it. AL HARRIS
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