If you have to be in a soap opera try not to get the worst role.

I am a person. I am not a soap opera.

I only use my sick days for hang-overs and soap opera weddings.

Shameless self-publicity works, of course: living your life as a soap opera.

It's much easier for me to be silly than it is to be serious on soap opera.

Soap opera seems to be a dirty word, but actually they are the most popular shows we have.