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Bill Watterson quote: "If you have the personalities down, you understand them and identify with them; you can stick them in any situation and have a pretty good idea of how they're going to respond. Then it's just a matter of sanding and polishing up the jokes. But if you've got more ambiguous characters or stock stereotypes, the plastic comes through and they don't work as well. These two characters clicked for me almost immediately and I feel very comfortable working with them."

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If you have the personalities down, you understand them and identify with them; you can stick them in any situation and have a pretty good idea of how they're going to respond. Then it's just a matter of sanding and polishing up the jokes. But if you've got more ambiguous characters or stock stereotypes, the plastic comes through and they don't work as well. These two characters clicked for me almost immediately and I feel very comfortable working with them.


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I try to make everyone's day just a little more surreal.
BILL WATTERSON
I'm sick of everybody telling me what to do.
BILL WATTERSON
It took hundreds of years for these woods to grow, and they leveled it in a week. It's gone. After t...
BILL WATTERSON
I'll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
BILL WATTERSON
Verbing weirds language.
BILL WATTERSON
The world isn't fair, Calvin."
"I know Dad, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?
BILL WATTERSON
This is where dad burried the little raccoon.
I don't even know he existed a few days ago and n...
BILL WATTERSON
Watcha doin'?”
“Looking for frogs.”
“How come?”
“I must follow the inscru...
BILL WATTERSON
Mom says death is as natural as birth, and it's all part of the life cycle.
She says we don't r...
BILL WATTERSON
I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a new...
BILL WATTERSON
Scientific Progress goes boink?
BILL WATTERSON
Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone.

-Hobbes
BILL WATTERSON
I wonder where we go when we die?”
“…Pittsburgh?”
“You mean if we’re good or i...
BILL WATTERSON
Calvin:"It says here that 'religion is the opiate of the masses.'...what do you suppose that means?"...
BILL WATTERSON
County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the probl...
BILL WATTERSON
Mom’s not feeling well. So I’m making her a get well card.”
“That’s thoughtful of you...
BILL WATTERSON
Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of borin...
BILL WATTERSON
I've been thinking Hobbes"
"On a weekend?"
"Well, it wasn't on purpose
BILL WATTERSON
Calvin: "I read this library book you got me."
Calvin's Mom: "What did you think of it?"
C...
BILL WATTERSON
CALVIN: Hey, I got some mail! It's a Valentine card.
HOBBES: From Susie Derkins!
CALVIN: ...
BILL WATTERSON
I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin
BILL WATTERSON
Calvin: Today for show and tell, I've brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake! I think ...
BILL WATTERSON
Hey Dad, will you buy me a flame thrower?

Of course not. Don't be silly.

Eve...
BILL WATTERSON
I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!
BILL WATTERSON
Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win!
Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when y...
BILL WATTERSON
I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long.
BILL WATTERSON
Virtual reality has nothing on Calvin.
BILL WATTERSON
You know what's the rage this year? ...Hats.
BILL WATTERSON
It's going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn't know anything but wha...
BILL WATTERSON
The way Calvin's brain is wired you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
BILL WATTERSON
Blustery cold days should be spend propped up in bed with a mug of hot chocolate and a pile of comic...
BILL WATTERSON
I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
BILL WATTERSON
I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification.
-Calvin
BILL WATTERSON
Reading goes faster if you don't sweat comprehension.
BILL WATTERSON
Isn't it sad how some people's grip on their lives is so precarious that they'll embrace any prepost...
BILL WATTERSON
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
BILL WATTERSON
Hold it. You know what I'd like to see? I'd like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, a...
BILL WATTERSON
Calvin: Life's a lot more fun when you aren't responsible for your actions.
BILL WATTERSON
I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.
BILL WATTERSON
People pay more attention when they think you’re up to something.
BILL WATTERSON
I say, if your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your li...
BILL WATTERSON
Leave it to a girl to take all the fun out of sex discrimination.
-Calvin
BILL WATTERSON
There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
BILL WATTERSON
At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you'll have to find your inner m...
BILL WATTERSON
Calvin is hammering nails into coffee table.
Mom: CALVIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE COFFEE TABLE...
BILL WATTERSON
Calvin: Why are you crying mom?
Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.
Calvin: It must be hard to c...
BILL WATTERSON
As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a tes...
BILL WATTERSON
We've had a few, but considering the length of the delay, it has not been bad.
BILL WATTERSON
I suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sense, we couldn't react to a lot of life.
BILL WATTERSON
My life needs a rewind/erase button.
BILL WATTERSON
To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible.
BILL WATTERSON
Hobbes might be a little closer to me in terms of personality, with Calvin being more energetic, bra...
BILL WATTERSON
I hate to subject it to too much analysis, but one thing I have fun with is the rarity of things bei...
BILL WATTERSON
Obviously the great thing about this job is the complete freedom of the schedule. So long as I meet ...
BILL WATTERSON
The timber wolves will be our friends.We'll stay up late and howl,At the moon, till nighttime ends,B...
BILL WATTERSON
Whenever I hear about people trying to rediscover the "child within," I want to scream.
BILL WATTERSON
I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by H...
BILL WATTERSON
Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.
BILL WATTERSON
If you don't have anything to say just keep quiet! Provoking a reaction isn't the same as saying som...
BILL WATTERSON
The kind of girl I was attracted to in school and eventually married.
BILL WATTERSON
. . . it's worth recognizing that there is no such thing as an overnight success. You will do well t...
BILL WATTERSON
I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man's destruction of...
BILL WATTERSON
A REAL job is a job you hate.
BILL WATTERSON
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.
BILL WATTERSON
Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a job, but if...
BILL WATTERSON
There's an inverse relationship between how good something is for you, and how much fun it is.
BILL WATTERSON
Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to ...
BILL WATTERSON
If something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 minutes, than it's probably not worth...
BILL WATTERSON
You can lead people to the truth, but you can't make them understand it.
BILL WATTERSON
How come we play war and not peace?"
"Too few role models.
BILL WATTERSON
Such is American business, I guess, where the desire for obscene profit mutes any discussion of cons...
BILL WATTERSON
Now what state do you live in?'
'Denial.
BILL WATTERSON
Mothers are the necessity of invention.
BILL WATTERSON
I learned about what I love. Imagination, deep friendship, animals, family, the natural world, ideas...
BILL WATTERSON
I was not prepared for the resulting attention. Besides disliking the diminishment of privacy and th...
BILL WATTERSON
I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
BILL WATTERSON
At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you'll have to find the inner mo...
BILL WATTERSON
Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these ...
BILL WATTERSON
Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of friends with nothing better t...
BILL WATTERSON
By golly, life's too darn short to waste time trying to please every meddlesome moron who's got an i...
BILL WATTERSON
A box of new crayons! Now they're all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they'll be...
BILL WATTERSON
I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?
BILL WATTERSON
Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster th...
BILL WATTERSON
It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
BILL WATTERSON
It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.
BILL WATTERSON

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