If you have a bad day, guess what you chose it!

You want an elixir for life's drama? Laugh!

When you can’t pour water out of your boot with a hole in it, you need to step back and see the answer right at your feet.

If you are in the driver's seat your love is the least.

I love me some me; without it I cannot love you fully.

When you pass hateful words from your mouth to others it is like passing gas - it stinks and no one wants to stay in your presence.