If you find him sad, say I am dancing. If in mirth, report that I am sudden sick.

Cleopatra: Whoever is born on a day I forget to send a message to Antony will die a beggar. Bring ink and paper, Charmian. Welcome, my good Alexas. Charmian, did I ever love Caesar as much as this?

Charmian:
Oh, that splendid Caesar!

Cleopatra:
May you choke on any other sentiments like that! Say, “That splendid Antony.”

Charmian:
The courageous Caesar!

Cleopatra:
By Isis, I’ll give you bloody teeth if you ever compare Caesar with Antony, my best man among men.

The April's in her eyes: it is love's Spring,
And these the showers to bring it on..

I really don't remember much about Cleopatra. There were a lot of other things going on.

Princess," he said, spreading his arms in a shrug, "how does such a little thing like you get such a big temper?"

I held up my hand to shield my eyes from the sun.

"Marc Antony," I said, "how does such a big man like you have such a little brain?

A plumber's idea of Cleopatra [Mae West].