If you don't throw it, they can't hit it.

No one hit home runs the way Babe did. They were something special. They were like homing pigeons. The ball would leave the bat, pause briefly, suddenly gain its bearings, then take off for the stands.

I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.

I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield.

I'd rather be lucky than good.