If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed."

By the etiquette of war, it is permitted to none below the rank of newspaper correspondent to dictate to the general in the field

I am not the editor of a newspaper and shall always try to do right and be good so that God will not make me one

A newspaper is not just for reporting the news as it is, but to make people mad enough to do something about it.

The plan of the newspaper is good and wise; when you can't get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one

He was as shy as a newspaper is when referring to its own merits