If you don't get Spam, you feel left out.

I think I know most of Brainerd. I know about half of them by name.

They're most festive. When you think holidays, you think egrets.

We like the people, we have a lot of fun. People say it's a friendly place. Most post offices are stuffy and boring.

To help yourself, you must be yourself. Be the best that you can be. When you make a mistake, learn from it, pick yourself up and move on.

Life can be tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid. You think you got problems? Get in my private jet and we'll go to Somalia or Rwanda. I'll drop you off in the middle of Baghdad.