If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

You don't see too many atheists on the deathbed. They all start cramming then.

I'll bring my grits when I travel, because I get so hungry on the road.

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words.