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PEWDIEPIE Drugs are bad because if you do drugs you're a hippie and hippies suck.
CARTMAN, SOUTH PARK You suck at life.
CHRIS MACHADO Dear Life: YOU SUCK!!
MUSTAFA BAKRI We suck on 'D. Both individually and team-wise, we suck. We're pretty consistent that way. I don't k...
GREGG POPOVICH Since when do you have to go home to suck cock?" asked David.
JOYCE HABER Very occasionally, if you pay really close attention, life doesn't suck.
JOSS WHEDON "Suck a dude" ~Flying V
J-BIRD Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the ...
JOHNNY CARSON If you rock suck his cock and i'll give u another sock
BOBMCFRANK MCONALD Let me tell you why I suck as a sellman....
CHRIS FARLEY Always be yourself... unless you suck.
JOSS WHEDON This little set up is dynamite. Some college gigs you go to, they really suck.
JIMMY DUNN Trolls suck.
BETTY WHITE What are you talking about?" Narcissus demanded. "I am amazing. Everyone knows this."
"Amazing ...
RICK RIORDAN Don't bruise the Foo!
CHRISTOPHER MOORE The music coming from inside sounded like robots fucking. And complaining about it. In rhythmic mono...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE Success doesn't suck.
DARIUS RUCKER Suck my Ass
SUCK MY ASS GIRL People, generally, suck.
CHRISTOPHER MOORE Champagne hangovers suck.
KATIE MCGARRY Anything you can suck at should make you nervous.
CHRIS ROCK Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck.
JOSS WHEDON I think celebrities suck.
EDDIE VEDDER Suck on this, Edward.
DANI SMITH Buck up, suck up, and admit you fucked up.
LINDA HILTON I suck at golf and a variety of other things I go out and do with my friends.
JIMMIE JOHNSON When you stick a straw in a soda and suck on it, everything goes down.
BOB MORTON I hope a shark tries to suck your cock!
SCOTT LYNCH Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It's like, instead of blood, your heart ...
JOHN GREEN You can either ride the wave or suck the surf.
JOE CARUSO My life does not suck
TOMMY LEE Don't suck juice out of dirty belly buttons. You will get a stomach ache.~A Nerissa Proverb
NERISSA IRVING Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.)
GREG BEHRENDT There are all kinds of suckers: soft suckers, hard, rapid and slow. When they suck hard, they get to...
ATHENA VOULOUMANOS Hey, what if testicals were things you could lose on an everyday basis? That would suck... you only ...
BLINK 182 Love, in my bosom, like a bee, / Doth suck his sweet.
THOMAS LODGE I didn't just want to sit and suck my thumb and write.
NICHOLAS KRISTOF If you're famous, you suck, just for being famous. People in England totally get that; Americans...
TREY PARKER JBoss - Its free, and it doesn't suck.
MARC FLEURY Guys Suck..... But They're So Darn CUTE!
CHER I can suck melancholy out of a song as a weasel sucks eggs.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE I'm a pretty girl who's a model who doesn't suck as an actress.
CAMERON DIAZ I need to find a woman named Monday... Because Mondays always suck
JARED MEADOWS You make me want to suck a bruise on you just to kiss it better.
--Luc to Jane--
RACHEL GIBSON Good bye AEHS. You suck. I hate you. And yet... Somehow I'll miss you too.
MEG CABOT I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck.
TRE COOL Since we broke upI'm using lipstick againI suck my tonguein remembrance of you.
BJORK I was tired, but I had to suck it up and go back in and do my job.
EDDIE SILAVONG Of course they're using it, ... It doesn't suck.
ERIC RAYMOND The verse is supposed to get you hard so the chorus can suck you off.
M. THOMAS GAMMARINO Any bride who doesn't suck up to their husband's mother is a fool.
JULIAN FELLOWES Unless you walk out into the unknown, the odds of making a profound difference in your life are pret...
TOM PETERS If we all took a minute to reflect upon the wrong we do we would be quite surprised or shocked.Inste...
GARY F EVANS... Most men suck at communicating, Abby. Like, they seriously suck at it. I've been married for over th...
SAMANTHA CHASE Sitting on my stool I thought of a bumper sticker: "If Mean People Suck, Why Isn't My Dick In Your M...
PAUL NEILAN Days like today should come with a warning label, I muse. Today’s Going to Suck! Skip the Coffee a...
LAURA KREITZER Unemployement: The hours are good, but the wages suck!
LOESJE Don't try to teach your Grandma to suck eggs
PROVERB Where the bee sucks, there suck I;
In a cowslip's bell I lie.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE If you stay, I’ll do whatever you want. I’ll quit the band; go with you to New York. But if you ...
GAYLE FORMAN I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck.
TRE COOL This is the worst of it, the last resort. If you cant come here, you cant go anywhere.
CHRIS STERNDALE A woman to suck a dick... isn't a fact or mystery or complexity... it's simplicity. You just dial a ...
DEYTH BANGER See? My plans don’t all suck. Just most of them.
RACHEL CAINE Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.
WOODY ALLEN I wondered why life had to suck so hard sometimes.
BECCA FITZPATRICK Can I start by asking why your drawings abnormally suck?
TITE KUBO Their bill is not sharp. They don't suck at all.
FRED BASSETT Your connections might get you in the door, but it won't keep you there. And if you haven't ...
VIC MIGNOGNA We just had to suck it up. We came out with a fast start and they came and played a little harder.
SHAQUILLE O'NEAL There are just certain times when you?ve got to suck it up and everyone has to contribute for the go...
JACK WOLF Slogans are mere wordsuck...
GABRIEL THY If you're going to be alive and on this planet, you have to, like, suck the marrow out of every day ...
DREW BARRYMORE If the water is turbulent, the mosquito larvae won't make it to the top to suck in air,
JAMES WRIGHT You slam the bottom and either walk away or suck it up and get through it.
GABRIELLE REECE It is impossible for capitalism to survive, primarily because the system of capitalism needs some bl...
MALCOLM X The Motto of Champions: If you are hurt, you can suck it up and press on. If injured, you can reboun...
T.F. HODGE Word of advice. These have a kick, so don’t suck too hard—”
Holy hypoxia, Batman.
J.R. WARD In the contemporary world where things fall apart, and the centre cannot hold, you have to imagine a...
JOHN GREEN I love the whole process of making, serving, and eating hearty soups like lentil, potato leek and ca...
ALEX GUARNASCHELLI As much as life can suck, it always beats the alternative.
JOHN GREEN Any questions?"
"Ya why do your drawings suck so bad?
TITE KUBO I'll take Shadowhunter, then. Because from what I've experienced of vampires, you mostly suck. No pu...
CASSANDRA CLARE When posing in lingerie, I suck everything in and pop my hip out a little bit. If you lie on your si...
SARA SAMPAIO What's the big deal with France? How come everyone wants to go there? Let me tell you about France. ...
DAVID LEVITHAN There's danger in just shoveling out money to people who say, 'My life is a little harder th...
CHARLIE MUNGER We've had babies wave. ... We've had babies smile. We've had babies suck their thumb. If they've had...
KAY FROST Sometimes things happen in life that you didn’t plan for. All you can do is suck it up and start m...
COLLEEN HOOVER It is what it is. Coach is trying to give us rest during practice, but it's a new season and if you'...
CALVIN CAGE Suck, baby! suck! mother's love grows by giving:
Drain the sweet founts that only thrive by wast...
CHARLES LAMB (USED PSEUDONYM ELIA) Whose dick do I gotta suck to get some explosions around here?
BAM MARGERA Beware the lollipop of mediocrity; lick it once and you'll suck forever.
BRIAN WILSON How much does your life have to suck to want the Apocalypse?
LAINI TAYLOR I would compare myself to the Vince Vaughn character, but I suck.
JUSTIN BITZ I'm a pretty girl who's a model who doesn't suck as an actress.
CAMERON DIAZ I'm a suck-it-up-and-move-on kind of person. Every day is a new day, and you'll never be abl...
CARRIE UNDERWOOD I think this is what helps me feel good. I suck in a lot of oxygen while rowing.
BOB LYNCH Sentimental outbreaks are like liquorice; when first you suck it, it's not bad, but afterwards it le...
IVAN TURGENEV I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.
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