If you can't love, learn how to flatter.
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True love is you. You cant love someone else if you dont love yourself.. Get to know yourself.
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even you know she/he don't anything...
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ANONYMOUS TEACHER If you are going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance! -Anonymous.
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1 work hard
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