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If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you're ahead of the game.


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E.R. ROCK I may not be slim but I'm relatively skinny. I'm skinnier than most of my relatives.
E.R. ROCK A person can change but people do not.
E.R. ROCK Give no heed to anyone who tells you that the problems of our country can be solved by doing somethi...
E.R. ROCK The simplest of things can leave you with the regret of something not done, but it takes something m...
E.R. ROCK Stress isn't about the amount of crap that enters your life, it's about the size of the shovel you u...
E.R. ROCK If you think our nation is messed up, you should look at the source of the problem. The problem isn'...
E.R. ROCK Just because you believe that someone should have a constitutional right, doesn't mean that you thin...
E.R. ROCK If you think that the past is better than today just remember, it's that past that brought you here.
E.R. ROCK I had to overcome the name Rock. If I'd been as hip then as I am now, I would have never consent...
ROCK HUDSON Everything we say and everything we do teaches something to our children.
E.R. ROCK Just as there is no courage without fear; there is no grace without sin, no strength of character wi...
E.R. ROCK The first thing you should teach your children is respect; respect for yourself, themselves and othe...
E.R. ROCK Most women's expectations of men aren't unreasonable, they just happen to be unrealistic.
E.R. ROCK I have nightmares that I'm going to wake up, and everyone's driving a Prius and living in a ...
KID ROCK