If you call plays as a coach in the NFL, it's damn hard to please anybody. If a guy comes in and says, 'You're not working hard enough to get me the damn ball,' of course I'm going to show him that we are.


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JON STEWART
I can't read lips unless they're touching mine.
JON TROAST
GOP strategists hope the revelation of Kerry's wealth might debunk his status as a, quote, man of th...
JON STEWART
You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were sw...
JON STEWART
James Taylor may be an all-American boy but he isn't Horatio Alger, and the lionizing of many ro...
JON LANDAU
Words without deeds is an affront to the principle that guides our Nation and makes a mockery of the...
JON CORZINE
Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana...
JON STEWART
Some people think we're adrift without any guidelines. I don't. I think we've had instru...
JON VOIGHT
I would still rather be in Silicon Alley. I like the West Coast also, but it's sort of fragmente...
JON ORINGER
I am a huge admirer of Franklin Roosevelt's, and I believe social security has done untold good ...
JON MEACHAM
Among the many problems with taking the Bible literally is it reduces the most mysterious and comple...
JON MEACHAM
Goats are the cable talk show panelists of the animal world, ready at a moment's notice to inter...
JON KATZ
One wonders whether the Obama re-election campaign may be on the right track as it seeks to apply th...
JON MEACHAM
'Sing It Again Rod' touches all the solo bases since Stewart's departure from the Jeff B...
JON LANDAU
I like hearing fiddles, steel guitar, acoustics up loud - really rock & roll stuff but with a co...
JON PARDI
If a person is homosexual by nature - that is, if one's sexuality is as intrinsic a part of one&...
JON MEACHAM
I'm thrilled to be asked to host the Academy Awards for the second time because, as they say, th...
JON STEWART
If I were in a situation where I had to meet a pack of wolves and my family is with me, I'm goin...
JON SEDA
I like San Francisco, but I don't think I'd want to work in Palo Alto. It seems like a prett...
JON ORINGER
When I went to Everest, I underestimated things. I just didn't know what altitude could do. Or t...
JON KRAKAUER
With tens of thousands of patients dying every year from preventable medical errors, it is imperativ...
JON PORTER
Some people say that their pets will tell them when it's time to go. I don't believe that. N...
JON KATZ
A border collie named Orson inspired me to buy a 110-acre farm with four barns and a sheep. That led...
JON KATZ
If you're going to love animals and have a life with them, the odds are you're going to lose...
JON KATZ
Some rescue groups are highly organized, experienced, well-funded, nearly professional. Others are s...
JON KATZ
It's easy to see why dog rescue is a mushrooming culture. Turning a troubled person's life a...
JON KATZ
Lifetime dogs intersect with our lives with particular impact; they're dogs we love in especiall...
JON KATZ
Most Americans acquire dogs impulsively and for dubious reasons: as a Christmas gift for the kids. B...
JON KATZ
There is no evidence that an animal can take on the sophisticated task of deciding to end his life a...
JON KATZ
When I wrote about media and technology, I had a lot of lonely, even intimate book talks. Since writ...
JON KATZ
I'm one of those people who has always struggled with emotions and revealing them. When my dog O...
JON KATZ
Kids leave us and go off on their own lives. Family members tell us what they think of us. Animals c...
JON KATZ
When an animal dies, it gives you the chance to love another animal. That's an insightful and pr...
JON KATZ
It is possible to take something beautiful and lasting out of the heart-wrenching experience of seei...
JON KATZ
A good breeder or experienced rescue agency wants you to prove that you'll be a capable caretake...
JON KATZ
Taking responsibility and having faith in your own judgment will help you make good choices and deci...
JON KATZ
When you write about animals, of course, you are really writing about the people who love and live w...
JON KATZ
The Perfect Dog is an enticing fantasy pooch. It's the dog that instantly learns to pee outdoors...
JON KATZ
Dogs and other animals - goats, donkeys, cows, a grumpy rooster - continue to change my writing life...
JON KATZ
My goats are not contemplative, accepting, or introspective. They are the Greek chorus of my farm, s...
JON KATZ
There is no evidence that dogs have the kind of complex emotional lives and value systems that we do...
JON KATZ
I'm always happy when people choose to get another dog because it's a healthy and healing th...
JON KATZ
I think of animals more as spirits that come and go. They enter our lives at a particular time and t...
JON KATZ
It's important to remember that the animals are not grieving with us. They're very accepting...
JON KATZ
Why is it that if you take advantage of a corporate tax break you're a smart businessman, but if...
JON STEWART
The two biggest things that translate from the pitching mound to hunting and fishing are patience an...
JON LESTER
One gets the impression that Elvis Presley does what his business advisors think will be most profit...
JON LANDAU
The best thing is to go public only when you're absolutely sure that's the right move for th...
JON ORINGER
That's the fun of going to a high school reunion: it's seeing the people who you were close ...
JON HURWITZ
Presently, the Commission for Commemorating 350 Years of American Jewish History has been brought ab...
JON PORTER