If you call failures experiments, you can put them in your resume and claim them as achievements.

Documents create a paper reality we call proof.

Women encourage men to be childish, then scold them.

'Be faithful to your roots' is the liberal version of 'Stay in your ghetto.'

Fail, and your friends feel superior. Succeed, and they feel resentful.

There are different rules for reading, for thinking, and for talking. Writing blends all three of them.