If you believe the good ones, you'll believe the bad ones. It's better to look at 'em after you've finished the run.

If you're lucky enough to have a pretty girl love you and share herself and sleep with you, make that your secret. The best way to spoil love is by talking to too many people about it.

Garry Shandling always said to me,“Don’t get mad, get funny.” It changed my life.

I used to be friends with Miles Davis. He didn't like many folks. I lived across the street from him.

Everybody says, 'You impress me as a guy who never wanted to be a movie star.' I say, 'Everybody in the world wants to be a movie star.'

I honor religion except when it gets into shedding blood.