Chris Colfer
Related If we all took a minute to reflect upon the wrong we do we would be quite surprised or shocked.Inste... GARY F EVANS... CARLOS WALLACE I'm not going to lie to you. He was mildly attractive. For a minute there, I didn't know if I should... JACK TASCHNER Nick,” he said. “I think I’m going to need you to bite my arm.”BRIGID KEMMERER JIM BUTCHER T. H. (TERENCE HANBURY) WHITE Oh,” Lewis said, “well if you won’t let us then— Wait…wait a minute.… I’m looking at m... ANDY WEIR DARYNDA JONES Hush,” I said. “I’m here, and I’m not letting you out of my sight anytime soon so keep holdi... KAILIN GOW PABLO PICASSO He said: 'Could you kindly sit down for a minute?' ... I said, 'Why, am I sick?' He said, 'You're go... JOE BUGEL KANYE WEST BARBARA BOXER PABLO PICASSO FRANCINE PASCAL KATJA MILLAY BRAD PITT CHRIS COLFER CHRIS COLFER The wolf said, "You know, my dear, it isn't safe for a little girl to walk through these woods alone... JAMES FINN GARNER I did not ask you out. But I would seriously think about not shooting you down if you asked me. Nice... LIZ REINHARDT PABLO PICASSO It is something Chris has been thinking about for a long time. I think part of it did come from the ... MICHAEL SOHN I thank you for your kind invitation to introduce me to the president of the Republic. Since I have ... CAMILLE CLAUDEL THE NOTORIOUS B.I.G. That's what I used. I said, 'That's a team that never gives up, and if you play every second of ever... HEIDI DEERY BONNIE RAITT (All the grief she had suffered over her lifetime had moulded her face into a mask of eternal sadnes... JEAN SASSON How can you be falling for me if you already love me?”RACHEL SPANSWICK KANYE WEST STEPHANIE PERKINS CHRIS COLFER CHRIS COLFER I thought for a tenth of a second that we were going to play the next day for the state title. The G... BRIAN KATZ DEYTH BANGER AVINA CELESTE BRANDON SANDERSON I remember an old catholic joke about a man who spent his whole life going to a church every day and... MOVIE: EAT You get up and you get a lead and you start feeling comfortable, you have to keep going. Our morale ... JAMIE MARTIN Now chin up,” Puss said, moving Mark’s chin upwards. “Did you hear me? My plan? Your future wi... ZECHARIAH BARRETT NALINI SINGH MAGGIE STIEFVATER NENE LEAKES OSCAR WILDE SARAH J. MAAS DAVID LEVITHAN MARIA V. SNYDER Tell me that you don’t love me, and I’ll leave you alone. In this time or the next. Tell me that... MORYAH DEMOTT And tonight I'm feelin like an astronaut, sending sos from this tiny box,and i lost the signal when ... SIMPLE PLAN J.K. ROWLING MEGAN WHALEN TURNER I think I’m falling for you, too,... KATIE MCGARRY MAX BEERBOHM I know, my dear Watson, that you share my love of all that is bizarre and outside the conventions an... ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE SR. I thought the issue was settled until at the end he said, 'Listen, pal, if I can't play sports, you'... JOHN KNOWLES NICHOLAS SPARKS KOUSHUN TAKAMI KAMAND KOJOURI JULIA QUINN All I ask is one thing, and I’m asking this particularly of young people: please don’t be cynica... CONAN O'BRIEN Please excuse my appearance while GOD rebuilds me GEORGE REX ILONA ANDREWS BRANDON MULL DAVID LEVITHAN MARIE LU J.K. ROWLING NORA ROBERTS I hit my head hard. I'm not going to lie. It knocked me out for a little while. COREY BREWER Don’t wake me from this dream; I want to stay, please let me stay.
Reverie seems so much better to... SCOTTIE SOMERS JOEL OSTEEN He said he's going to be pissed if you all come. Please don't come. BARBARA JONES God,' he said, 'I have to have you.'C.D. REISS ROBERT A. HEINLEIN JOHN SCALZI GEORGE R.R. MARTIN WILLIAM GOLDMAN Excuse me, but I believe you have my lady,” one of them said in a quiet, deep voice that sent veri... ELIZABETH HOYT DAVID MAMET CHLOE NEILL SHERRILYN KENYON Who said 'please' that made you hate the word so much?"NORA SAKAVIC POPE JOHN PAUL II TOMMY COOPER JOHN GREEN MARIE LU I’m not aspiring to be someone else – If I’m me for the rest of my life then so be it TERRY LANDER MARISSA MEYER ALEXANDER POPE DEYTH BANGER I think the idea of 'Mary Poppins' has been blowing in and out of me, like a curtain at a wi... P. L. TRAVERS MARK TWAIN Love is such a small word for what I feel. For the first time in my life, I have a reason to breathe... TAMIE DEAREN I wonder what I will do if she doesn't wake up, and I don't have an answer. As I lie back down next ... SHAY SAVAGE MELISSA LANDERS A lot of it is going to have to do with how I play this summer. I'll have to sit down, talk with my ... MICHAEL MAIN OSHO VICTORIA AVEYARD Please. Put the gun down and we'll talk. A beautiful woman holding a small cannon plays hell with my... SHARON K. GARNER RACHEL CAINE People are controlled to varying degrees but it will still make people think - for example Chris act... KATE BECKINSALE
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I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger se... EOIN COLFER Good. Illegal is always faster. EOIN COLFER Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know. EOIN COLFER I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared. EOIN COLFER The thing about a diversion is that it has to be diverting. EOIN COLFER You know, Miss Holly, you look very dramatic like that, backlit by the fire. Very attractive, if I m... EOIN COLFER In my experience, boys are predictable. As soon as they think of something, they do it. Girls are sm... EOIN COLFER Humm humm haaa. Rahmumm humm haaaa," intoned Opal, finishing her chant. "Peace be inside me, toleran... EOIN COLFER Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on. EOIN COLFER Orion brightened. "I have an idea."EOIN COLFER I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any tim... EOIN COLFER No, mademoiselle, I would not like to see the children's menu. I have no doubt that the children's m... EOIN COLFER Other men look up and down, left and right; but men like us are different. We are visionaries. EOIN COLFER A CD. How quaint. We have these in museums. EOIN COLFER That was horrible. Horrible. That poor little guy."EOIN COLFER Thankfully the rest of the world assumed that the Irish were crazy, a theory that the Irish themselv... EOIN COLFER What many people don't know about 'Peter Pan' is that it's a very violent book and H... EOIN COLFER Orion nodded, then asked, “Dwarf cheese?”EOIN COLFER Why no aggressive action?" Foaly squirmed in a harness built for two-legged creatures. "Oh yes, why ... EOIN COLFER Holly is alive,' thought FoalyEOIN COLFER Ah, my princess. Noble steed. How does the morning find you both? EOIN COLFER So if you're not Artemis Fowl, then who are you?"EOIN COLFER How do I love thee? wondered Orion. "Let me see. I love thee passionately and eternally...obviously ... EOIN COLFER I feel a little dizzy," said Orion. "But also wonderfully elated. I feel that I am on the verge of f... EOIN COLFER I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender? EOIN COLFER Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares! EOIN COLFER Orion sniffed. "Good. Then, Worthy Centaur, perhaps you could give me a ride to the village on your ... EOIN COLFER It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget. EOIN COLFER Hey, look—your girlfriend is saying something."EOIN COLFER Foaly: Anyone see you come in here? EOIN COLFER If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away. EOIN COLFER If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm crazy. That's the way history is written. EOIN COLFER Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?"EOIN COLFER Don't try to understand me, just be grateful that you felt the warmth of Zaphod Beeblebrox's aura on... EOIN COLFER Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moro... EOIN COLFER I bet," said Mulch, "that you would set the world on fire just to watch it burn."EOIN COLFER Who are you?" he asked.EOIN COLFER I'm kind of in the dark. All I know is that the screenplay is finished. EOIN COLFER What's that supposed to mean? A wolf's head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wo... EOIN COLFER The trick to negotiation was to hold all the cards going in and, even if you didn't, to try to look ... EOIN COLFER Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what... EOIN COLFER Ignorance, as they say, is usually fatal, but sometimes it can be bliss. EOIN COLFER And I will not be beaten by that jackass."EOIN COLFER He threw his head back and sang, "'I am a centaur, yes, a centaur is what I am.' It's not like you t... EOIN COLFER I know what dissipate means, Arty. I'm not three, for heaven's sake. EOIN COLFER this was business. EOIN COLFER Careful, Mr. Spiro, guns are dangerous. Especially the end with the hole. EOIN COLFER Holly clambered after him, struggling up the human-size steps. EOIN COLFER Really, I'm trying to care, Artemis, really. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the f... EOIN COLFER Meg and Belch only had eyes for each other. Not in the usual romantic sense. EOIN COLFER Certain battles were won by retreating. EOIN COLFER Anybody see you come in here?"EOIN COLFER Don't worry chief,"said foaly,"It's like riding a unicorn,you never forget. EOIN COLFER What's this?" he inquired, none too pleasantly. "A circus?"EOIN COLFER Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team EOIN COLFER But even though there were plenty of teeth in the grin, there was no heart. EOIN COLFER If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose then I'm mad. That's the way history is written EOIN COLFER Let's save some time here. I grow weary of your clumsy bluffs. In the case of an abduction, the LEP ... EOIN COLFER Too much damned TV. Thinks he's Sherlock Holmes."EOIN COLFER My bugs don't have bugs. EOIN COLFER Certainly, Doctor. Let's talk about your chair. Victorian? EOIN COLFER If Koboi defeats and presumably murders us both then you can consider the debt null and void. EOIN COLFER Shut up, Julius! I mean, quiet a moment, Commander. EOIN COLFER Stay back, human. You don't know what you're dealing with. EOIN COLFER Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't. EOIN COLFER (to Foaly) Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push ... EOIN COLFER I am unarmed. But Butler here, my ...ah...butler, has a Sig Saucer in his shoulder holster, two shri... EOIN COLFER Hit that back-stabber where it hurts, right in the ambition. EOIN COLFER I'm right there with you, darlin'. Unless you step on a landmine, in which case I'm way back in the ... EOIN COLFER The problem is that I know the textbook answers to any question you care to ask. EOIN COLFER I don't like lollipops. EOIN COLFER Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would... EOIN COLFER Trust me. I'm a genius. EOIN COLFER Sometimes Spiro missed the times when a troublesome worker was thrown out of a high window and that ... EOIN COLFER Of course I saved you," she said. "I couldn't do without you." And because she was happy and flushed... EOIN COLFER Artemis: Holly, how did you find me?EOIN COLFER The little boys did as they were told, eager to please their deranged brother.Ici, g... EOIN COLFER Play along, the wink said. I'll get you out of this.EOIN COLFER how does she know it's the right room?' wondered Descant.EOIN COLFER The only lesson I really wanted to get across, EOIN COLFER I can invent my own creatures and give them their own powers. It was great fun. EOIN COLFER I can invent my own creatures and give them their own powers EOIN COLFER [When it comes to writing, Colfer admits to being a bit of a perfectionist. Over time, he's learned ... EOIN COLFER He uses it against me, too. One day he said, all those other kids have their books signed by you, so... EOIN COLFER [Right now, on tour, Colfer is missing his wife and two kids but says it would be churlish not to ap... EOIN COLFER I was lucky I was never bullied at school - I had a great gang of friends. EOIN COLFER A pity to survive night flights over St. Georges Channel only to crack my skull falling from a ladde... EOIN COLFER Holly EOIN COLFER code red thing.’ Holly EOIN COLFER upprising. EOIN COLFER Pizza, pizza,EOIN COLFER Sometimes, Spiro missed the times when a troublesome worker would be thrown out a high window and th... EOIN COLFER The lucky ones hit partitions and went straight through. The unlucky ones collided with solid cinder... EOIN COLFER Butler shot one of the half dozen diners a fierce glare, just in case she might be planning somethin... EOIN COLFER Artemis took a chance on some calculated sarcasm. “Really, Spiro. Did you think I would attempt a ... EOIN COLFER There's nothing more dangerous than a short guy with something to prove. EOIN COLFER Jon Spiro might have “stuff ” that the military didn’t have, but Artemis Fowl had “stuff ”... EOIN COLFER The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers' head. EOIN COLFER Together we will be unstoppable. EOIN COLFER Waitress: "And to drink?"EOIN COLFER The miracle of modern science. The LEP pours millions into your department, Foaly, and all you can d... EOIN COLFER You guys looking for my dad? People are always, like, looking for him, and he's never around. Daddy ... EOIN COLFER So, Mr. Digence, home to visit the family?"EOIN COLFER The only other scenario that could explain everything, up to and including your own bizarre apperanc... EOIN COLFER When the moment comes, will you take your chance to be a hero? EOIN COLFER Jon Spiro had not hired Pex and Chips for their debating sills. In the job interview, they had only ... EOIN COLFER (about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl) EOIN COLFER And one more thing. About my name — Artemis — you were right. In London, it is generally a femal... EOIN COLFER This was a nightmare scenario for any bodyguard: stuck in the middle of a transparent tube, several ... EOIN COLFER She held out a small voice recorder. 'By the way, could you describe exactly how you felt at the mom... EOIN COLFER You still awake?' asked the anesthetist.EOIN COLFER Excuse me, Tex," the nurse said, hands on hips. 'Would you mind reining in the voice. There are babi... EOIN COLFER Red was smiling back at me. “Ok. I'm not in trouble. But tell me your heart didn't start beating f... EOIN COLFER When you've come face-to-face with the dark side of the school yard, life doesn't hold many surprise... EOIN COLFER Her glare was so intense that you completely forgot she was wearing pink. EOIN COLFER Doobie always wanted to see the badge. It was shiny, and he was eight. EOIN COLFER It felt like my teeth were sweating. Eoin Colfer's The Legend of Spud Murphy EOIN COLFER Today he became a killer, or else a corpse. EOIN COLFER Artemis and Holly stood together in their underwear, gingerly locking fingers. They had crossed spac... EOIN COLFER Young love is common, but that doesn't mean it's not precious. EOIN COLFER Some people just needed to be stolen from. EOIN COLFER They were in a position of total ignorance and people in that position often died without being enli... EOIN COLFER This might hurt a little is universal code for this will definitely hurt a lot EOIN COLFER The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese. EOIN COLFER Oh,It's going to be so easy to kill you",scoffed Opal. EOIN COLFER Why can't we for once have a meeting in Starbucks? EOIN COLFER Now I can do the bolts," she slurred. "I've been trying to focus enough magic all week."EOIN COLFER I can grow cameras!" she had shrieked at the Brill brothers during one briefing. "Who's to say that ... EOIN COLFER The next minute or so was spent howling on the ceiling . Imp No.1 joined in, but he wasn't really fe... EOIN COLFER Maybe I owe you something too, human," she said, drawing her pistol. Butler almost reacted, but deci... EOIN COLFER Friendship isn't a science mudboy. Just do what you think is right. EOIN COLFER Artemis simple-toon EOIN COLFER I am not exuding anything," said Holly through gritted teeth.EOIN COLFER Vinyaya was being openly antagonistic, and that was an emotion that could be trusted, unless of cour... EOIN COLFER A fifeteen-year old, of to save the world, with faries. - Angeline Fowl EOIN COLFER Radomosity, thought Artemis. And he felt like weeping. EOIN COLFER I'm the nut! EOIN COLFER Mulch's tongue lolled out, resting on the centaur's neck. "Mmm," he mumbled around his tongue. "Hors... EOIN COLFER Earth,” he began, ignoring the impulse to open his notes folder and count the words. He knew this ... EOIN COLFER Is that how you're going to take me? Scare me into voluntarily coming aboard, then steal my Ice Cube... EOIN COLFER Are you saying that you people knew about these amorophobots all the time?"EOIN COLFER Orion sniffed. "Good. Then, worthy centaur, perhaps you could give me a ride to the village on your ... EOIN COLFER Butler snapped his fingers. "Focus, Artemis! Time enough for your Atlantis Complex later. We have th... EOIN COLFER Artemis: I am not buoyed by that.EOIN COLFER Quickly, Holly," said Artemis urgently. "Follow those bubbles."EOIN COLFER Very well, I promise. So, what did you get for me?" Angeline paused for a beat. "Jeans." "What?" cro... EOIN COLFER Me," Artemis blurted. "I'm the nut."EOIN COLFER So, what did you get for me?"EOIN COLFER Orion:"Oh, how I pray that dragon will turn 'round so that I may smite it."EOIN COLFER Oh, I'm crazy all right. I do have plenty of psychoses. Multiple personality, delusional dementia, O... EOIN COLFER Can we please focus? We are supposed to be professionals." Holly said.EOIN COLFER Are you an angel or a devil, sir? I need to know. Are you taking me up or down? EOIN COLFER All we can hope for is that he will fall into the ocean with a bar of soap in his pocket. EOIN COLFER Stupid. Stupid. Foaly, we are both imbeciles. I don't expect lateral thinking from the LEP, but from... EOIN COLFER He had seen bigger men than he with mummy's handkerchief clutched in on hand and a bloody dagger in ... EOIN COLFER She strode across the McGraney boundary without a backward glance, legs cutting twin swatches in the... EOIN COLFER Artemis remembered a few lines from Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland: “But I don’t want to go ... EOIN COLFER The others ignored him, busy doing what men generally do in dangerous times: putting on their trouse... EOIN COLFER It looks like you've found an intellectual equal, Mulch," said Holly. "It's a pity he isn't a girl; ... EOIN COLFER
Some people applaud my no nonsense approach to life. Others say my methods are “extreme”. Where ... 
Right,' Thomas said. 'Where are we headed?'
Please God, said the embryo, I think that You made me in the shape which I now have for reasons best... 
You know how you heal really fast?” I stood and walked to the doorway that separated our offices. ... 
My mother said to me, "If you are a soldier, you will become a general. If you are a monk, you will ... 
People always say that you can't please everybody. I think that's a cop-out. Why not attempt it? 'Ca... 
I know from my constituency what is going on. Doctors that are told, begged, by mothers, 'Please... 
My mother said to me, 'If you are a soldier, you will become a general. If you are a monk, you w... 
I think I’m going to cut down on my dating,’ Annie said. ‘I used to need a lot of attention. Y... 
I’m going to walk over to you,” I say, taking one step at a time in her direction like I’m tal... 
He said to me, 'If you know where it's going, it's not worth doing.' That's become like a mantra for... 
Anyone can have a once-upon-a-time or a happily-ever-after, but it's the journey between that makes ... 
Please, all you MCs out there, all you fans out there, don't think Big gonna make a record dissi... 
'I Will Not Be Broken' has really become very healing for me. Any time you go through a cata... 
People always say that you can't please everybody. I think that's a cop-out. Why not attempt... 
Will you please tell me you love me? I’m dying here. 
Don’t listen to what people tell you because they’ll try to bring you down. And don’t listen t... 
Of another lie "You said that you will be with me...", "Everything what I want I will get..", but???... 
I choose to be me, for now, and forever. I will live my life for me and by me. This is my life and I... 
How . . .” Dalinar said. “You fell into a chasm!”
I think,” Sophia said as Max mock-scowled, “I’m going to like having a younger brother.” Rea... 
Sofia,” I said, lowering my sandwich from my mouth. The edge of the bread had a red mark on it fro... 
Being on 'Glee' was amazing. I remember my first day on set, my first day I arrived to the s... 
Gwendolen, it is a terrible thing for a man to find out suddenly that all his life he has been speak... 
Where are you going?”
You may not have noticed, but I’m not what you’d call conventionally beautiful. In fact, you mig... 
Before Kiki and I headed toward the Keep, I thanked my friends.
if you are holding out for universal popularity, I’m afraid you will be in this cabin for a very l... 
Your Majesty, please get down. My friend Aris is really a very good man, and if you fall off that wa... 
I think I’m falling for you, Isaiah.”
The loveliest face in all the world will not please you if you see it suddenly eye to eye, at a dist... 
I don’t know what else I can tell you, other than that I can imagine spending the rest of my life ... 
Even if it's a lie, even if it's a dream, please turn to me. 
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All I really need,” he continued, “is for you to act as a deterrent.”
He scooped me up and suddenly I was pressed against his chest. “Were you worried about me?”
Please," Kendra said. "Think of all the lives that will be destroyed."
Tess," I say. "I'm going to head down to the water.I'll be back in a minute."
Play Quidditch at all?”
Ah, hi. It’s Carter. I wonder if you might want to go out to dinner, or maybe the movies. Maybe yo... 
You must make a decision that you are going to move on. It wont happen automatically. You will have ... 
If I don’t start having service I’m going to swap you all for a dog and shoot the dog. 
I’m a seething cauldron of disconnected rage on the inside, Lieutenant.” “Ah, repression,” K... 
History is a wheel, for the nature of man is fundamentally unchanging. What has happened before will... 
And that's when she put her book down. And looked at me. And said it: "Life isn't fair, Bill. we tel... 
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I’m not your father, you know.”
Not half as much as I’d miss me if you killed me. (He blinked like a girl and leaned against Ash�... 
An excuse is worse and more terrible than a lie, for an excuse is a lie guarded. 
A policeman stopped me and said: "Would you please blow into this bag, sir?" I said: "What for, offi... 
So how’s it going?”
You should have taken me with you," I whisper to him. Then I lean my head against his and begin to c... 
Linh Cinder. Such a pleasure. My master has spoken so highly of you.”
An excuse is worse than a lie, for an excuse is a lie, guarded. 
Take it for a second", "I will come in shortly", after all this is a lie to get out, if you ask me I... 
Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. 
Please.” He swallowed hard and begged with those big blue eyes. “Please don’t leave me here.�... 
As you become aware of life, you will begin to see the root cause to all your actions and reactions.... 
A lie will raise me up, and one day another lie will bring me down. 
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To Grandma,