If Virginia Tech ends up number one in all six computer polls, like Texas is now, and the Longhorns are number three in the computer polls, that would make up the current gap in the human polls. That's the best-case scenario for Virginia Tech. It's not like last year when Auburn was third in the human polls and third in the computer polls.
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JERRY HALL I think the cartoons that they're children are watching, particularly 'The Simpsons,' th... JERRY LEWIS It's just a show. It's not the end of Western Civilization. It's chewing gum. JERRY SPRINGER If Chief Justice Warren and his associates had known God's word and had desired to do the Lord... JERRY FALWELL I'm really looking forward to the Hall of Fame ceremonies. It's going to be unbelievable - j... JERRY RICE The new album is a childhood dream come true. Got to sing with Ronnie Spector, got to cover a bunch ... JERRY ONLY Crankiness is at the essence of all comedy. My wife and I were discussing the different types of cra... JERRY SEINFELD Being a good husband is like being a good stand-up comic - you need ten years before you can even ca... JERRY SEINFELD College was especially sweet because of the positive, hopeful atmosphere of a college campus. JERRY KRAMER