If this country wants to elect someone with no political experience who is racially insensitive and golfs... In my first 100 days, I will make Taco Tuesday the law.

We went down there and got it. The first stop we made was Taco Bell.

Nothing replaces real-life experience. Of course, I say this as someone who went to law school.

An unvirtuous citizenry tend to elect representatives who will pander to their covetous lustings.

I've spent days in cinemas answering questions from the audience, in interviews, travelling abroad, and all they do is thank me nicely.

It was June 4, 1979, the first time I went on stage. I didn't know I could do it but I knew I couldn't not do it. I quit everything in my life and this was the one thing I couldn't quit.