If they're tardy, they stand. Or if they fall asleep. You can't sleep standing up. I heard of another teacher doing it, so I stole (the idea).

Any rancher or landowner out there is still losing a lot of sleep worrying about looking out the window and seeing his or his neighbor's place on fire.

Some kids got letters back, some got merchandise. (It helps the) kids realize that, by writing, they can actually get positive results back.

I like the area, I like the kids, I like my employer.

I like a spirituality with a God that knows how to drive a car, that knows how to take his girl to the dance club, dance all night, have a little drink, kiss the kid when they come back in and go to sleep. God doesn't need a chauffeur - he needs to drive himself.

A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures