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Name ID is not going to be enough for him this time.
KATON DAWSON Can I see some ID?"
"WE DON'T HAVE ID," said Jay, loudly. "'CAUSE WE'RE CANADIAN. WE DON...
ADAM REX If I paid less attention to details, Id trust easier.
KEYSHMA.SOSA Doctor doctor, what do you say, lets put the id back in yid
PHILIP ROTH The vision of this, when the president signed off on this, was that when you are granted an ID card ...
KAREN EVANS We were able to stop him and attempted to ID him. The information he gave us was false.
WILLIAM HARPER One of the victims, she made ID off a photo lineup.
TOM SCHEBEN If ID card is everything, what do ration-card stands for?
VIJAYRAJ BHATT Have you ever used a fake ID?
JAY LENO The ID evidence was flawed.
BOB LONG The philosophy here is one ID card has [multiple] technologies on it.
DAVID OLSEN In Mexico, they don't have birth certificates... They don't have registration cards for vote...
PETE GALLEGO After a witness makes a positive ID, if the investigator says something that validates the ID before...
BRIAN CUTLER What we call single-factor authentication is a basic password and ID. Now we're asking banks to use ...
MICHAEL JACKSON Where id was, there ego shall be.
SIGMUND FREUD Where id was, there shall ego be.
SIGMUND FREUD Id go over frequently and visit with her.
BETTY B. GIBSON From now on, when one goes to the polls, they will have to show ID, per Prop. 200.
BRAD NELSON Voter caging and voter ID laws exist to disfranchise voters.
CYNTHIA MCKINNEY I said I wouldn't leave his body. They said to leave his ID on him and leave him. They could only sa...
BARBARA PRATT As you can not do what you wish, you should wish what you can do.
[Lat., Quoniam id fieri quod vis...
TERENCE (PUBLIUS TERENTIUS AFER) Whoever has the gold makes the rules.
JOHNNY HART Never, ever underestimate the power of 'Id Like that.
JOHN MAYER That's what campaigns are for, to get the name ID out.
DOUG COLE it's dangerous to your career to be identified as an ID proponent.
MICHAEL BEHE If I where to describe myself in one word, a new word should be made.
ANONYMOUS It's best, though, to get premises ID done early rather than wait.
DR. GEORGE TEAGARDEN murder takes presedence over watching my boyfriend strip" -ID, Anita to Nathaniel
LAURELL K. HAMILTON Id rather have a fake smile than a nasty stare.
TAMARA ECCLESTONE Psychiatry is the care of the id by the odd.
UNKNOWN We're arguing that it is creating a national ID system.
CHRIS HOOFNAGLE With a population of over 1.3 billion, the issuance of RFID-tag-inlaid Resident ID cards by the Mini...
ANTY ZHENG If an NSA, FBI, CIA, DIA, etc analyst has access to query raw SIGINT databases, they can enter and g...
EDWARD SNOWDEN ID can be hijacked, and cards can be faked. All of the 9/11 terrorists had fake IDs, yet they still ...
BRUCE SCHNEIER You can't just give people an ID card and everyone relaxes.
GRIER WEEKS If I had to describe myself in one word, 'Hercules.'
BRYCE HARPER Each material has its specific characteristics in which we must understand it if we want to use it. ...
LUDWIG MIES VAN DER ROHE So what's the point of having this animal ID system? This is one fact you actually really need to kn...
JEAN HALLORAN Frequently, crashes are followed with a message like 'ID 02'. 'ID' is an abbreviation for idiosyncra...
GUY KAWASAKI Showing your ID is a far cry from being searched for explosives.
CHARLES SLEPIAN With a population of over 1.3 billion, the issuance of RFID-tag-inlaid Resident ID cards by the Mini...
ANTY ZHENG If mankind had not embedded itself, with the momentum of centuries and the passion of habit, in the ...
SOREN KIERKEGAARD It is a common calamity; at some one time we have all been mad.
[Lat., Id commune malum; semel ins...
BAPTISTA MANTUANUS I teased Geoffrey. I told him he had become my id, ... Every antisocial thought I ever had, he was g...
DOUG WRIGHT I'm against voter fraud in any form, and I have long supported a national voter ID card. But ID ...
ANDREW YOUNG A skeptic is a person who would ask God for his ID card.
EDGAR A. SHOAFF You have to be careful what ID-IQs are used for, what gets tucked into them.
JAMES MITCHELL We're hoping that he's well preserved, and that the ID will be rather easy.
BOB MANN Would I use the word 'genius' to describe myself? No. 'Alive?' Perhaps. 'Befuddled?' Certainly.
SEAN GIBSON That each pull'd different ways with many an oath,
"Arcades ambo," id est--blackguards both.
LORD BYRON (GEORGE GORDON NOEL BYRON) Id rather be told am beautiful than get a poem saying I look like sunshine
KIMBERLY SHILENJE Florida is already 98 percent in compliance with the requirements of the Real ID Act.
FRANK PENELA The United States Supreme Court has voted 6-3 that voter photo ID is constitutional.
BOB EHRLICH One item producers like to have built into a numbering (ID) system is the year of birth. Some might ...
ELDON COLE We know as a fact that No. 61 obtained a fake federal agent's ID to commit felonious crimes.
JAN CALDWELL We have some good images of the suspect. We just haven't been able to ID who he is.
CRYSTAL CANDY Checking of students' ID cards is not enough to ensure security, all bags must be checked as well.
HABIB RAHMAN I realize im black, but id like to be viewed as a person, and that is everybodys wish.
MICHAEL JORDAN Congress has greatly tightened the loopholes terrorists can use to harm Americans. We need to do mor...
ELTON GALLEGLY Surely, if we can land a spaceship on Mars, we can certainly put a voter ID card in the hand of ever...
ANDREW YOUNG The Democratic Party does not want anybody to have a photo ID because that would have a very negativ...
RUSH LIMBAUGH FEMA said we needed to show an ID or a PG&E bill, anything to verify our previous address.
PATRICIA JOHNSON Illinois is one of the states that has the technology for scanning licenses. It's easier for clerks ...
BILL WALLJASPER Before Caller ID and cell phones came around in the '90s, people could memorize phone numbers in the...
ALI BABAR If I were to try to describe the way in which I write, the only word I would use without qualificati...
MAL PEET Whenever explaining an event, we must choose from three competing modes of explanation. These are re...
WILLIAM A. DEMBSKI We are hoping that the public will bear with us and make their effort to bring the proper ID.
KAREN OSBORNE Everyone at Stamping Ground has been real supportive. I had no ID, no school record and no shot reco...
MARGARET COX It's as simple as the photo ID that's presented when one tries to get on an airplane or when you're ...
BILL STEPHENS Las Vegas is the expression, in glitter and concrete, of America's brittle and mutating id.
JOHN BURDETT Supporters of tough voter ID laws are not afraid of vote fraud - they are afraid of democracy.
ADAM COHEN Voter ID laws have a disproportionate impact on groups that lean democratic - including blacks, hisp...
ADAM COHEN I don't know one word to describe this. The reaction said it all. This is great, but I'm just speech...
ACIE LAW If anything is spoken in jest, it is not fair to turn it to
earnest.
[Lat., Si quid dictum est pe...
PLAUTUS (TITUS MACCIUS PLAUTUS) I am absolutely opposed to a national ID card. This is a total contradiction of what a free society ...
RON PAUL If they don't have the proper ID or the handicapped person is not in the car, they can be warned, ti...
JOHN POWER Your user ID, your password, if you're purchasing anything online, credit card numbers, bank account...
BARBARA ANTHONY ID cards are always free. We don't want anything to stand in the way of families being able to get t...
LISA CULLEN I was surprised by his opposition to the national ID card, but that's welcome news to us, ... try an...
ARI SCHWARTZ Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
STEVEN WRIGHT Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
STEPHEN WRIGHT Can any one find in what condition his body will be, I do not say
a year hence, but this evening?
...
CICERO (MARCUS TULLIUS CICERO) We do not require ID for children because there are no children on the list. If it's a child, ticket...
CARRIE HARMON You always have a harder time if you have an incumbent who's reasonably popular. Anybody challenging...
TERRY JONES Immorality is the word we use to describe people that are not sinning the same way we are.
SHANNON L. ALDER It is another form of back door compulsion in the same way that ID cards have been bolted on to pass...
MICHAEL PARKER Week by week the government has had to change their case on ID cards as more and more defects are re...
EDWARD GARNIER The requirements to obtain a concealed license are similar and often times stricter than that of obt...
BILL FLORES The charge is that she (Thomas) punched someone in the face and then she chose to give police a fake...
LAURA MCELROY A crash is when your competitor's program dies. When your program dies, it is an 'idiosyncrasy'. Fre...
GUY KAWASAKI If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business -- Or two words Big Business." -- ...
LELAND GREGORY They're more likely to compare each photo to their original memory and make a positive ID if there's...
BRIAN CUTLER It was certainly a relief to get this win. It was one that we sorely needed. I really can't say enou...
BRIAN HILL If theres one thing I can't stand, it's my brother's finger nails!
JULIAN "JUNEBUG" BUSSELLS The government is not in the national ID card business; all the credentials (that the government iss...
DAVE NELSON Until filing deadline, we'll be prepared to face a wealthy self-funder with statewide name ID. That'...
JASON MILLER That only is a disgrace to a man which he has deserved to suffer.
[Lat., Id demum est homini turpe...
PHAEDRUS (THRACE OF MACEDONIA) People actually live with their id exposed. They're not good at concealing what's going on i...
PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN ID cards could be of some value in the fight against terrorism but they are probably of quite limite...
LORD CARLILE I can describe myself in one word, music, can you?
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JEFF LINDSAY She stared at me "You have a message," she said. "On you machine."
I looked over at my answerin...
JEFF LINDSAY I let it ring. I wanted to breathe for a few minutes, and I could think of nothing that couldn't wai...
JEFF LINDSAY Rectory always sounded to me like a place you would find a proctologist.
JEFF LINDSAY After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the c...
JEFF LINDSAY But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint d...
JEFF LINDSAY It took me a moment. I blinked, and suddenly it swam into focus and I had to frown very hard to keep...
JEFF LINDSAY It’s an odd term, 'girlfriend,' particularly for grown persons. And in practice it provides an eve...
JEFF LINDSAY Still, it's always nice to be around somebody who thinks I am wonderful. It confirms my low opinion ...
JEFF LINDSAY the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock...
JEFF LINDSAY …a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark...
JEFF LINDSAY When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultiva...
JEFF LINDSAY What a terrible thing life can be.
JEFF LINDSAY It really is better to be lucky than to be good.
JEFF LINDSAY It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that...
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