If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.

Many people would be more truthful were it not for their uncontrollable desire to talk.

To be an ideal guest, stay at home.

If a man has money, it is usually a sign, too, that he knows how to take care of it; don't imagine his money is easy to get simply because he has plenty of it.

All I'm doing is rearranging the curtains in the insane asylum.

The worst feeling in the world is the homesickness that comes over a man occasionally when he is at home.