“If there is such a thing as the perfect woman, she has the legs of a dancer, the charm of a kitten, the wonder of a child and a heart that melts like chocolate.”

Outside of your circle, you'll often find squares.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at someone.

If you ever feel funny, you probably are.

Henry Rollins, Jello Biafra and Joe Strummer were among this generation's prophets that foretold of this 21st Century Corporate Kingdom of Doom. Keep their music holy.

If you don't take time, time will take you.