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If the Pentagon truly confined itself to providing defense, then presumably we wouldn't need a whole separate government agency to provide 'Homeland Security.'


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JOAKIM NOAH It meant a lot more to us than it did to them, we just didn't play that way. Sometimes after a big w...
JOAKIM NOAH We didn't come out with the same intensity (as Saturday). We needed to come out and play with intens...
JOAKIM NOAH This game mattered a lot more to us than it did to them. But we didn't play that way.
JOAKIM NOAH (The run) was definitely the key, but at the same time, I feel like it was a 40-minute effort. Every...
JOAKIM NOAH He's an animal, everybody knows that. We just came at him with different traps. He weighs so much an...
JOAKIM NOAH This building has to bother the opponents, no matter who they are. They can't hear. It gives us ener...
JOAKIM NOAH We have a lot to learn from those two losses. We just have to keep playing hard no matter who we pla...
JOAKIM NOAH I usually do that against Savannah State, too.
JOAKIM NOAH We're all laughing about it now. Come [tonight], it's not going to be funny at all.
JOAKIM NOAH It sucks. But we just need to get him back. I know he's probably pretty embarrassed, but we just nee...
JOAKIM NOAH We're in a situation where we lost our best game and we're not sure if we're going to have our best ...
JOAKIM NOAH We're a young team and sometimes you have to learn from your experiences. Even when we were winning ...
JOAKIM NOAH We're back to step one — no respect. We're just going to grind it out like we did at the beginning...
JOAKIM NOAH Everybody stepped up. We weren't going to lose three in a row, especially not at home.
JOAKIM NOAH If we worried about as many things as you guys do, our heads would explode. We're just out there pla...
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