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If that happens, praise the Lord, thank you Jesus, and our dream will be realized. So it's in the Lord's hands.


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DENNIS IGNATIUS The Pleasure of a dream is that its a fantasy If its happens its never a DREAM
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BIBLE Everything happens for a reason. I thank the Lord my family is safe; just really thank the Lord.
JOSH KING because, if you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised...
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DEYTH BANGER I give all the glory of all of my words to my Savior, Jesus Christ, The King of Kings, Lord of Lords...
LEIF ERICSSON LEO VENESS Great and glorious God, and Thou Lord Jesus, I pray you shed abroad your light in the darkness of my...
FRANCIS OF ASSISI When you thank GOD for what you have, it means you appreciate and value what's in your hands. And wh...
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GARY NORTH And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three,...
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ANNE HUTCHINSON Grace be with all them that love our Lord Jesus Christ in sincerity. Amen.
BIBLE Even if you are threatened with death, look at your situation right in the eye and praise the Lord
SUNDAY ADELAJA God is not impressed with what PRECEDES your name, but how you PROCEED in His Name."
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The living spark;
I thank God for the Night
The healing da...
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SUNDAY ADELAJA AND MAY OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST GIVE YOU PEACE AMEN
EDDIE GUERRERO ...I realized that rewards are not the goal- if one seeks the ultimate it will elude you. The reward...
VALERIE ANN WORWOOD Look at our Lords disciples. One denied Him; one doubted Him; one betrayed Him. If our Lord couldn&#...
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GEORGE MULLER If man propels you, be rest assured that man will put you off; but not so with the LORD.
KIMTO OCHE EMMANUEL Every living soul among the Latter-day Saints that fasts two meals once a month will be benefited sp...
HEBER J. GRANT And if our hands should meet in another dream, we shall build another tower in the sky.
KAHLIL GIBRAN May the God who gives endurance and encouragement
give you a spirit of unity among yourselves ...
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CURT DOBBS If the American dream is for Americans only, it will remain our dream and never be our destiny
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BIBLE The Blessed Saviour is our Lord Jesus Christ.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA Thank you," he says.
"Thank who?"
"I don't know. You?"
"No, not me. Jesus." DAVE EGGERS And I thank Christ Jesus our Lord, who hath enabled me, for that he counted me faithful, putting me ...
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ARCHIBALD ALEXANDER If thou, Lord, shouldest mark iniquities, O Lord, who shall stand?
BIBLE Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.
PROVERB But if you will not do so, behold, you have sinned against the Lord, and be sure your sin will find ...
BIBLE But if you will not do so, behold, you have sinned against the Lord, and be sure your sin will find ...
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GUIDEPOSTS I praise the Lord here today. I know that all my talent and all my ability comes from him, and witho...
ERNIE HARWELL Will you let me go for Christ's sake? Will you take that phony dream and burn it before something ha...
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EZRA TAFT BENSON A young man who knows and loves the Book of Mormon, who has read it several times, who has an abidin...
EZRA TAFT BENSON But grow in grace, and in the knowledge of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. To him be glory both n...
BIBLE The name 'Seventh-day Adventist' carries the true features of our faith in front and will co...
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MOTHER ANGELICA No need to feel that you need all the answers, just believe that someone has all the answers and tha...
JOHN R LUIS Never throw mud. You may miss your mark, but you will have dirty hands.
JOSEPH PARKER If the only prayer you say throughout your life is "Thank You," then that will be enough.
ELIE WIESEL If our Lord Jesus Christ had come back to earth in Scarsdale in time for the Holly Ball, he would no...
GEORGE FRENCH KEMPSELL I believe in a dream that’s better than today. I will pursue this dream until it appears in its en...
SCOTTIE SOMERS Hope is in the name of God, the name of our Lord Jesus Christ. Hope is when you compare your sufferi...
NICK VUJICIC Great families of yesterday we show, And lords whose parents were the Lord knows who.
DANIEL DEFOE The Lord, Jesus Christ, is our perfect example of patience.
JOSEPH B. WIRTHLIN Lord of all hopefulness, Lord of all joy, Whose trust, ever childlike, no cares could destroy, ...
JAN STRUTHER Paul, a prisoner of Jesus Christ, and Timothy our brother, unto Philemon our dearly beloved, and fel...
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DENNIS RODMAN The faithfulness of the Lord is so great that no mind can comprehend it, no hand can fold it, no mou...
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR While Maddox now believed the demon did not want to hurt Ashlyn, he wasn't willing to take a chance....
GENA SHOWALTER I thank the Lord that, even though things were so wrong in my life here, I finally was brought to th...
RAVI ZACHARIAS When you are submitted and committed to the Lord, you will look forward to Jesus coming back, and no...
MONICA JOHNSON The wonder of the life of Jesus is this -- and you will find it so and you have found it so if you h...
PHILLIPS BROOKS Today Lord I am going to do my best with Your help and for Your glory. I realize that there are many...
JOYCE MEYER When you suffer, you are being conformed to the image of Jesus. When you pray, you are being made ho...
ALLEN R. HUNT Our elevation must be the result of self-efforts and work of our own hands. No other human power can...
MARTIN DELANY If the only prayer you ever say in your entire life is thank you, it will be enough.
MEISTER ECKHART If the only prayer you ever say in your entire life is 'thank you', it will be enough.
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SAINT IGNATIUS I know that the LORD is always on the side of the right. But it is my constant anxiety and prayer th...
ABRAHAM LINCOLN Now is the only time we have, and the only time that we have any control over.
RICHARD CARLSON If you go forward in the spirit of the original apostles and followers of Jesus Christ, trusting not...
ADAM CLARKE Lord, thank you for the courage to live life.
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JOHN LUBBOCK He called out to his fellow monks,'Come quickly I am tasting stars.
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MARK TWAIN As we all know from the Roman empire, big empires go down if the borders are not well-protected.
MARK RUTTE He was a psychotic. He was a borderline psychotic. He was a terrific, sensational actor, with a magi...
MARK RYDELL I've been thinking about the record since I reached the fifty plateau. But you think about it an...
MARK MCGWIRE O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover th...
MARK TWAIN A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom that he can no longer be lead by the nose.
MARK TWAIN Happiness ain't a thing in itself --it's only a contrast with something that ain't pleasant. And so,...
MARK TWAIN There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one: keep from telling their happiness to...
MARK TWAIN All things being equal, people will do business with a friend; all things being unequal, people will...
MARK MCCORMACK