If something happens, it's going to be sociological rather than technological. We won't see Y2K problems because of computers. It's just not going to happen.

One of the problems with portable computers is that they are not always on your network. This lets the administrator install the software without having to worry about which systems have it installed and which don't.

Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up

It's been going really smoothly. There were a few problems trying to get the computers working (in the morning) but we've been having a very good day.

All computers expect to be yelled at. There's not a single computer in the whole world that hasn't been sworn at. Even the discreet little VDU with the crossed keys monogram on the keyboard that sits on the Pope's desk in his office in the Vatican has in its time heard language that'd make a Marine blush.

My problems start when the smarter bears and the dumber visitors intersect.