If someone wants to be a cartoonist, let's see him develop his own strip instead of taking over the duties of someone else's. We've got too many comic strip corpses being propped up and passed for living by new cartoonists who ought to be doing something of their own. If a cartoonist isn't good enough to make it on his own work, he has no business being in the newspaper.
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Related I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a new... BILL WATTERSON Bill Watterson argued with his medium even as he eclipsed it. He was all too aware that no artistic ... ANTHONY MARRA You should be able to strip a man naked and throw him out with nothing on him. By the end of the day... RICK RESCORLA The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life... I don't wa... BILL WATTERSON Greatest fear associated with my own good quote is if it will be plagiarised by someone weilding pow... ANUJ SOMANY If you want to be a cartoonist, live the life of a cartoonist. OLIVER GASPIRTZ It seems so absurd to get really mad with a cartoonist over a comic strip. It's sort of like get... STEPHAN PASTIS A coin is examined, and only after careful deliberation, given to a beggar, whereas a child is flung... PETER WESSEL ZAPFFE Only one who takes over his own life history can see in it the realization of his self. Responsibili... JüRGEN HABERMAS is someone who can own the screen for a few minutes, someone who brings this extraordinary authority... DONALD SUTHERLAND Instead of doing what was meant to be done with it ... he used the money as if it was his own, ELIZABETH DUNN He wants to build his own big facility on the other side of the ranch. He likes the amenities, but h... GARRETT VENEKLASEN Every human being has a work to carry on within, duties to perform abroad, influence to exert, which... WILLIAM ELLERY CHANNING We did a nationwide survey of tapes to find someone who could step in and do baseball when I was gon... LON SIMMONS Oliver has stated many times his dislike of hearing advice from his younger sister, so it is his own... PATRICIA C. WREDE Complainers and Whiners don’t have the balls to make a difference in the world let alone in their ... DR.'S RICK AND SUSANN CRAWFORD It is indolence... Indolence and love of ease; a want of all laudable ambition, of taste for good co... JANE AUSTEN Heaven has given to every human being the power of controlling his passions, and if he neglects or l... JOHN QUINCY ADAMS Kindness is universal. Sometimes being kind allows others to see the goodness in humanity through yo... GERMANY KENT Be kind. We never know what people are going through. Give grace and mercy because one day your circ... GERMANY KENT If the white man wants to hold on to it, let him do so; but the Negro, so far as he is able, should ... CARTER G. WOODSON Comics are capable of being anything the mind can imagine. I consider it a great privilege to be a c... BILL WATTERSON Where you see valid achievements or virtue being attacked, it's by someone viewing them as a mirror ... VANNA BONTA It was impossible to convince someone to live for his own sake. But he often thought it would be a m... HANYA YANAGIHARA It is a blessed thing that in every age someone has had the individuality enough and courage enough ... ROBERT GREEN INGERSOLL Every man has an option i.e LIFE or WIFE; but if he wants both of his own, then his living has to ha... ANUJ SOMANY It is a Blessed thing that in every age someone has had the individuality enough to stand by his own... ROBERT INGERSOLL He was, as every truly great poet has ever been, a good man; but finding it impossible to realize hi... SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE I define downtime as being awake but not being stimulated by someone else. They may be playing by th... HEATHER FINDLAN He who lets the world, or his own portion of it, choose his plan of life for him, has no need of any... JOHN STUART MILL The syndicates take the strip and sell it to newspapers and split the income with the cartoonists. S... BILL WATTERSON The more he identifies with the dominant images of need, the less he understands his own life and hi... GUY DEBORD Once and for all, we will be able to see if he can make a tough choice and live up to his own promis... BILL MAGAVERN A Man in Business must put up many Affronts, if he loves his own Quiet. WILLIAM PENN There would be no idling in a co-operative workshop. Each workman, being an employer, has a spur to ... LELAND STANFORD If you didn't have patents, no one would bother to spend money on research and development. But ... JAMES DYSON If you want to find out what a writer or a cartoonist really feels, look at his work. That's eno... SHEL SILVERSTEIN Many people dream about being an entrepreneur, starting their own business, working for themselves, ... FABRIZIO MOREIRA If you live only for yourself you are always an immediate danger of being bored to death with the re... W. BERAN WOLFE I couldn't wait to borrow his 'magic pencil' and try my own hand at drawing these comic-strip charac... HANK KETCHAM Some of his own closeness to nature, his great love for human beings, was passed on by Whitman to al... ELLA R. BLOOR The time for a person to instantly interact with his own soul, inspect his own mind and introspect w... ANUJ SOMANY Sometimes being a friend is enough in its own right to inspire someone on to victory. STEPHEN RICHARDS There's still some growing pains to go through and some things he needs to work on himself like we a... KAREEM MCKENZIE A thug is someone who stands on his own. He lives by the decisions he makes and accepts the conseque... TRICK DADDY If a man reaches the heart of his own religion, he has reached the heart of the others, too. There i... MAHATMA GANDHI He's not contemplating retirement. He wants to go out on top. He wants to go out his way. He plans o... HERMAN MORRIS stop looking for job, create one. SOTONYE ANGA 'Annie' was a comic strip with an awful lot of information in it. It had more information in the bal... MARTIN CHARNIN Certainly, Gentlemen, it ought to be the happiness and glory of a representative to live in the stri... EDMUND BURKE Certainly, Gentlemen, it ought to be the happiness and glory of a representative to live in the stri... EDMUND BURKE You go in the crowd and you mix, but no one knows that a buddha has entered the crowd. No one comes ... OSHO Seek always to do some good, somewhere. Every man has to seek in his own way to realize his true wor... ALBERT SCHWEITZER As followers of Christ, we are to be careful not to remain victims of the many cultural presuppositi... CRISS JAMI Being cool is being your own self, not doing something that someone else is telling you to do. Just ... USMAN AMAN You have to give people credit for doing their own research and using their own discretion and being... JOE HUNTER To me, many of what seemed to be Bible contradictions only pointed to the grace of Christ. It is not... CRISS JAMI My dad used to draw these great cartoon figures. His dream was being a cartoonist, but he never achi... KATHRYN BIGELOW He wants someone who can assume the responsibilities of the presidency, if called upon. He wants som... CHRIS LEHANE Perfect freedom is reserved for the man who lives by his own work and in that work does what he want... ROBIN G. COLLINGWOOD Perfect freedom is reserved for the man who lives by his own work
and in that work does what he wan... SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE Perhaps a hero is someone who doesn’t register his own vulnerability. Is it courage, then, if you�... DAVID BENIOFF It is a fool who seeks to build a monument for the greatest of his ancestors, for all he had to do w... NOLAN BANKS I want someone who will love me for the person I am and not because of my status. It has to be someo... YUVRAJ SINGH I believe he's his own worst enemy at times, ... I don't know if there's a guy on this team who work... BRETT FAVRE Nothing is less sincere than our mode of asking and giving advice. He who asks seems to have a defer... FRANCOIS DE LA ROCHEFOUCAULD Each time something really good has been done or said, it has not helped to add but delete from own ... ANUJ SOMANY I wanted closure. And for him to thank me for being so loyal to him over the years. Instead he stood... LAUREN ALCORN Lewis is a rare example of someone who liked to think about life's great questions because they were... ALISTER E. MCGRATH It is an absolute human certainty that no one can know his own beauty or perceive a sense of his own... JOHN JOSEPH POWELL I hope that my painting has the impact of giving someone, as it did me, the feeling of his own total... BARNETT NEWMAN Continuing a Lenten series on prayer: A man who prays without ceasing, if he achieves something, k... DOROTHEUS OF GAZA He who lets the world, or his own portion of it, choose his plan of life for him, has no need of any... JOHN STUART MILL Man shouldn’t be able to see his own face – there’s nothing more sinister. Nature gave him the... FERNANDO PESSOA In the real world, they told you who to be, not the other way around. RHODA BELLEZA He who knows only his own side of the case knows little of that. His reasons may be good, and no one... JOHN STUART MILL Fortunately for India, it has got a growing economy. If it is doing the right things with taxation a... BILL GATES There are many, many difficult times, god knows. If a person wants to stand on her own two feet, I r... BANANA YOSHIMOTO He said it was because he wanted to be in control of his life and he wanted to live or die on his ow... EMORY JONES III This initiative is being financed by Californians who want to try it in Colorado instead of their ow... KATY ATKINSON Being cool is being your own self, not doing something that someone else is telling you to do. VANESSA HUDGENS In the last analysis, the individual person is responsible for living his own life and for finding h... THOMAS MERTON In the last analysis, the individual person is responsible for living his own life and for ''finding... THOMAS MERTON Unless you create your own future, you are a slave to someone elses ALAN MARSDEN His own boredom could be a problem. He could stay on top a long time -- if that's what he wants. Tha... KEVIN ROONEY You can’t keep messing up someone elses feelings just because you are unsure of your own. OMAR ASHRAF EZZELDIN I know who I am supposed to be with. I'm just waiting until the time is right. I know what i want. I... AMANDA BYNES The writer has to force himself to work. He has to make his own hours and if he doesn't go to hi... ROALD DAHL Indeed, compulsive and rigid moralism arises in given persons precisely as the result of a lack of s... ROLLO MAY The person who tries to live alone will not succeed as a human being. His heart withers if it does n... PEARL S. BUCK The person who tries to live alone will not succeed as a human being. His heart withers if it does n... PEARL BUCK I've been doing the 'Sherman's Lagoon' strip for about 18 years, and I was a politic... JIM TOOMEY Reach out and help others. If you have the power to make someone happy, do it. Be a vessel, be the c... GERMANY KENT You learn just by trying and experimenting. By the time I was 14, I had my own comic strip in the Ka... MORT WALKER The skeptic says that the believer has lost his own mind under God. On the contrary, it is the peopl... CRISS JAMI Some people never take a chance and never know what it's like to live life to the full. CHLOE THURLOW Everyone has the obligation to ponder well his own specific traits of character. He must also regula... MARCUS TULLIUS CICERO Everyone has the obligation to ponder well his own specific traits of character. He must also regula... CICERO The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. To be your ow... RUDYARD KIPLING In the last analysis, the individual person is responsible for living his own life and for 'find... THOMAS MERTON
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Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit an... BILL WATTERSON Calvin : There's no problem so awful, that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse. BILL WATTERSON Heck, what's a little extortion among friends? BILL WATTERSON A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do. BILL WATTERSON You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood. What mood i... BILL WATTERSON I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness. BILL WATTERSON To make a business decision, you don't need much philosophy; all you need is greed, and maybe a litt... BILL WATTERSON You should stick with what you enjoy, what you find funny -- that's the humor that will be the stron... BILL WATTERSON If I had rolled along with the strip's popularity and repeated myself for another five, 10 or 20... 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"Well, it wasn't on purpose BILL WATTERSON Calvin: "I read this library book you got me." Calvin's Mom: "What did you think of it?" C... BILL WATTERSON CALVIN: Hey, I got some mail! It's a Valentine card. HOBBES: From Susie Derkins! CALVIN: ... BILL WATTERSON I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin BILL WATTERSON Calvin: Today for show and tell, I've brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake! I think ... BILL WATTERSON Hey Dad, will you buy me a flame thrower? Of course not. Don't be silly. Eve... BILL WATTERSON I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian! BILL WATTERSON Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when y... BILL WATTERSON I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. BILL WATTERSON Virtual reality has nothing on Calvin. BILL WATTERSON You know what's the rage this year? ...Hats. 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BILL WATTERSON We've had a few, but considering the length of the delay, it has not been bad. BILL WATTERSON I suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sense, we couldn't react to a lot of life. BILL WATTERSON My life needs a rewind/erase button. BILL WATTERSON To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible. BILL WATTERSON Hobbes might be a little closer to me in terms of personality, with Calvin being more energetic, bra... BILL WATTERSON I hate to subject it to too much analysis, but one thing I have fun with is the rarity of things bei... BILL WATTERSON Obviously the great thing about this job is the complete freedom of the schedule. So long as I meet ... BILL WATTERSON The timber wolves will be our friends.We'll stay up late and howl,At the moon, till nighttime ends,B... BILL WATTERSON Whenever I hear about people trying to rediscover the "child within," I want to scream. BILL WATTERSON I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by H... BILL WATTERSON Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess. BILL WATTERSON If you don't have anything to say just keep quiet! Provoking a reaction isn't the same as saying som... BILL WATTERSON The kind of girl I was attracted to in school and eventually married. BILL WATTERSON . . . it's worth recognizing that there is no such thing as an overnight success. You will do well t... BILL WATTERSON I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man's destruction of... BILL WATTERSON A REAL job is a job you hate. BILL WATTERSON It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool. BILL WATTERSON Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a job, but if... BILL WATTERSON There's an inverse relationship between how good something is for you, and how much fun it is. BILL WATTERSON Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to ... BILL WATTERSON If something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 minutes, than it's probably not worth... BILL WATTERSON You can lead people to the truth, but you can't make them understand it. BILL WATTERSON How come we play war and not peace?" "Too few role models. BILL WATTERSON Such is American business, I guess, where the desire for obscene profit mutes any discussion of cons... BILL WATTERSON Now what state do you live in?' 'Denial. BILL WATTERSON Mothers are the necessity of invention. BILL WATTERSON I learned about what I love. Imagination, deep friendship, animals, family, the natural world, ideas... BILL WATTERSON I was not prepared for the resulting attention. Besides disliking the diminishment of privacy and th... BILL WATTERSON I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts. BILL WATTERSON At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you'll have to find the inner mo... BILL WATTERSON Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these ... BILL WATTERSON Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of friends with nothing better t... BILL WATTERSON By golly, life's too darn short to waste time trying to please every meddlesome moron who's got an i... BILL WATTERSON A box of new crayons! Now they're all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they'll be... BILL WATTERSON I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor? BILL WATTERSON Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster th... BILL WATTERSON It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves. BILL WATTERSON It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept. BILL WATTERSON