If shit was a currency, we would all be rich.

He must be a king.Why?He hasn't got shit all over him.

Life happens. Shit happens. And it happens a lot. To a lot of people.

Popatrz jeno. Kościół, karczma, bordel, a w środku między nimi kupa gówna. Oto parabola ludzkiego żywota.

Theory of Constipation: No offense Mr. Newton - but if I would be you.... I would have proved theory of gravity early morning while it pulls shit out of me ... which concludes Apple causes Constipation...

Life is a geometric progression where 'a' is you and 'r' is shit