If she does have a failing, and it's obviously only a tiny one, it's that she doesn't seem particularly curious about other people, or me, anyway.

From where I’m sitting,
I AM the centre of the Universe!

I applied for the University of Life. Didn't get the grades.

unsettling, like seeing Stalin on a skateboard.

You're gorgeous, you old hag, and if I could give you just one gift ever for the rest of your life it would be this. Confidence. It would be the gift of confidence. Either that or a scented candle

World will be destroyed not by asteroids but by the people who are devoid of all human feelings towards others sufferings and remain always confined with selfishness only.