If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country

If you're quiet, you're not living. You've got to be noisy and colorful and lively.

We want to get people laughing; we don't want to offend anybody.

Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said

Hope for the best, expect the worst./ Life is a play. We're unrehearsed.

If it's decided by politics, it's Beijing, ... If you ask the wives where they want to go, it's Paris. If you ask the athletes, it's Toronto.