You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
MILTON BERLE Like every comedian, if I heard a joke that I thought would work, I used it.
MILTON BERLE It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now.
MILTON BERLE People say I owe a lot to television. The fact is I was a star long before television. What TV made ...
MILTON BERLE I have a file of four million jokes... I have them cross-indexed. Whatever subject you want, I have ...
MILTON BERLE Now a 'funnyman' can get a laugh before opening his mouth - looking funny. Lou Costello was ...
MILTON BERLE Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies...
MILTON BERLE I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't k...
MILTON BERLE They've finally comes up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames anot...
MILTON BERLE I received a lot of complaints from parents who wrote and told me that their kids wouldn't go to...
MILTON BERLE I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?
MILTON BERLE I live to laugh, and I laugh to live.
MILTON BERLE Money can't buy you happiness, but it helps you look for it in a lot more places.
MILTON BERLE There's a difference between being a comic and a comedian. A comic is a guy who says funny thing...
MILTON BERLE My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years ol...
MILTON BERLE Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
MILTON BERLE I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching fo...
MILTON BERLE Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient.
MILTON BERLE If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
MILTON BERLE A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
MILTON BERLE A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
MILTON BERLE I can't tell you his age, but when he was born the wonder drug was Mercurochrome.
MILTON BERLE This is how it is today: The teachers are afraid of the principals. The principals are afraid of the...
MILTON BERLE Laughter is an instant vacation.
MILTON BERLE If oppurtunity doesn't knock, build a door.
MILTON BERLE I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are;because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a s...
MILTON BERLE Committee--a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.
MILTON BERLE A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
MILTON BERLE The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's ...
MILTON BERLE We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlel...
MILTON BERLE You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
MILTON BERLE If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
MILTON BERLE Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.
MILTON BERLE We owe a lot to Thomas Edison -- if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.
MILTON BERLE If it wasn't for the olives in his martinis, he'd starve to death!
MILTON BERLE Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.
MILTON BERLE I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a ...
MILTON BERLE If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door
MILTON BERLE The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's...
MILTON BERLE I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?
MILTON BERLE A man is hit by a car while crossing a Beverly Hills street. A woman rushes to him and cradles his h...
MILTON BERLE Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient.
MILTON BERLE Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
MILTON BERLE I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a ...
MILTON BERLE I live to laugh, and I laugh to live
MILTON BERLE A young man fills out an application for a job and does well until he gets to the last question, "Wh...
MILTON BERLE I'd rather be a 'could-be' if I cannot be an 'are' because a 'could-be' is a 'maybe' who is reaching...
MILTON BERLE The art and science of asking questions is the source of all knowledge.
ADOLF BERLE The mind is its own place and in itself, can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven.
JOHN MILTON Love-quarrels oft in pleasing concord end.
JOHN MILTON Virtue could see to do what Virtue would by her own radiant light, though sun and moon where in the ...
JOHN MILTON No man who knows aught, can be so stupid to deny that all men naturally were born free.
JOHN MILTON Who overcomes by force, hath overcome but half his foe.
JOHN MILTON True it is that covetousness is rich, modesty starves.
JOHN MILTON Deep-versed in books and shallow in himself.
JOHN MILTON He that has light within his own clear breast May sit in the centre, and enjoy bright day: But he th...
JOHN MILTON Death is the golden key that opens the palace of eternity.
JOHN MILTON Who kills a man kills a reasonable creature, God's image, but thee who destroys a good book, kil...
JOHN MILTON Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven.
JOHN MILTON A good book is the precious lifeblood of a master spirit.
JOHN MILTON He who reigns within himself and rules passions, desires, and fears is more than a king.
JOHN MILTON Juet's journal frequently records how only a tiny quantity of alcohol was needed to get the Indians ...
GILES MILTON He that has light within his own cleer brestMay sit ith center, and enjoy bright day,But he that hid...
JOHN MILTON The power of Kings and Magistrates is nothing else, but what is only derivative, transferrd and comm...
JOHN MILTON For man he seemsIn all his lineaments, though in his faceThe glimpses of his Fathers glory shine.
JOHN MILTON How gladly would I meet mortality, my sentence, and be earth in sensible! how glad would lay me down...
JOHN MILTON Here at last
We shall be free;
the Almighty hath not built
Here for his envy, will not driv...
JOHN MILTON Give me the liberty to know, to utter, and to argue freely according to conscience, above all libe...
JOHN MILTON Nature is my springboard. From her I get my initial impetus. I have tried to relate the visible dram...
MILTON AVERY A crown, golden in show is but a wreath of thorns.
JOHN MILTON Indu'd With sanctity of reason.
JOHN MILTON Subdue By force, who reason for their law refuse, Right reason for their law.
JOHN MILTON But all was false and hollow; though his tongue Dropt manna, and could make the worse appear T...
JOHN MILTON The end of learning is to know God, and out of that knowledge to love Him and imitate Him.
JOHN MILTON Who overcomes By force, hath overcome but half his foe.
JOHN MILTON Let none admire That riches grow in hell; that soil may best Deserve the precious bane.
JOHN MILTON The rising world of waters dark and deep.
JOHN MILTON Come, pensive nun, devout and pure, sober steadfast, and demure, all in a robe of darkest grain, flo...
JOHN MILTON Deep versed in books and shallow in himself.
JOHN MILTON For books are not absolutely dead things, but do contain a potency of life in them to be as active a...
JOHN MILTON Who kills a man kills a reasonable creature, God's image, but thee who destroys a good book, kills r...
JOHN MILTON Books are not absolutely dead things, but do contain a certain potency of life in them, to be as act...
JOHN MILTON Let none admire that riches grow in hell; that soil may best deserve the precious bane.
JOHN MILTON How soon hath Time, the subtle thief of youth, stolen on his wing my three-and-twentieth year!
JOHN MILTON These two imparadised in one another's arms, the happier Eden, shall enjoy their fill of bliss on bl...
JOHN MILTON Let those who would write heroic poems make their life an heroic poem.
JOHN MILTON So the question is, do corporate executives, provided they stay within the law, have responsibilitie...
MILTON FRIEDMAN Those graceful acts, those thousand decencies, that daily flow from all her words and actions, mixed...
JOHN MILTON None can love freedom heartily, but good men... the rest love not freedom, but license.
JOHN MILTON He that has light within his own clear breast may sit in the center, and enjoy bright day: But he th...
JOHN MILTON Fear of change perplexes monarchs.
JOHN MILTON Yet I argue not Again Heaven's hand or will, nor bate a jot Of right or hope; but still bear u...
JOHN MILTON That in such righteousness To them by faith imputed they may find Justification towards God, a...
JOHN MILTON O welcome pure-ey'd Faith, white-handed Hope, Thou hovering angel, girt with golden wings!
JOHN MILTON If this fail, The pillar'd firmament is rottenness, And earth's base built on stubble.
JOHN MILTON Experience, next, to thee I owe, Best guide; not following thee, I had remain'd In ignorance; ...
JOHN MILTON What boots it at one gate to make defence, And at another to let in the foe?
JOHN MILTON Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
JOHN MILTON Those who danced were thought to be quite insane by those who could not hear the music.
JOHN MILTON Dancing in the chequer'd shade.
JOHN MILTON Come and trip it as ye go, On the light fantastic toe.
JOHN MILTON Come, knit hands, and beat the ground In a light fantastic round.
JOHN MILTON Solitude sometimes is best society.
JOHN MILTON Long is the way and hard, that out of Hell leads up to light.
JOHN MILTON And so sepúlchred in such pomp dost lie,
That kings for such a tomb would wish to die.
JOHN MILTON What hath night to do with sleep?
JOHN MILTON Gratitude bestows reverence, allowing us to encounter everyday epiphanies, those transcendent moment...
JOHN MILTON Concentrated power is not rendered harmless by the good intentions of those who create it.
MILTON FRIEDMAN The power to do good is also the power to do harm.
MILTON FRIEDMAN The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven..
JOHN MILTON Such sweet compulsion doth in music lie.
JOHN MILTON The mind is its own place, and in itself can make heaven of hell, a hell of heaven.
JOHN MILTON Methinks I see in my mind a noble and puissant nation rousing herself like a strong man after sleep,...
JOHN MILTON How charming is divine philosophy!
Not harsh and crabb
JOHN MILTON When complaints are freely heard, deeply considered and speedily reformed, then is the utmost bound ...
JOHN MILTON Peace has her victories which are no less renowned than war.
JOHN MILTON License they mean when they cry liberty.
JOHN MILTON Your ability to learn depends partly on your ability to relinquish what you've held.
MILTON HALL Nor aught availed him now to have built in heaven high towers; nor did he scrape by all his engines,...
JOHN MILTON And when night, darkens the streets, then wander forth the sons of Belial, flown with insolence and ...
JOHN MILTON Thus Belial, with words clothed in reason's garb, counseled ignoble ease, and peaceful sloth, not pe...
JOHN MILTON As good almost kill a man as kill a good book; who kills a man kills a reasonable creature, God's im...
JOHN MILTON The economic miracle that has been the United States was not produced by socialized enterprises, by ...
MILTON FRIEDMAN The great virtue of free enterprise is that it forces existing businesses to meet the test of the ma...
MILTON FRIEDMAN Good, the more communicated, more abundant grows.
JOHN MILTON With thee conversing I forget all time.
JOHN MILTON He who reins within himself and rules passions, desires, and fears is more than a king
JOHN MILTON Accuse not nature, she hath done her part;
Do thou but thine, and be not diffident
Of wisdom, ...
JOHN MILTON But wherefore thou alone? Wherefore with thee
Came not all hell broke loose? Is pain to them
L...
JOHN MILTON Fame is no plant that grows on mortal soil.
JOHN MILTON Not to know me argues yourselves unknown.
JOHN MILTON Neither prosperity nor empire nor heaven can be worth winning at the price of a virulent temper, blo...
JOHN MILTON Where no hope is left, is left no fear.
JOHN MILTON Our country is where ever we are well off.
JOHN MILTON What wisdom can there be to choose, what continence to forbear without the knowledge of evil? He tha...
JOHN MILTON Governments never learn. Only people learn.
MILTON FRIEDMAN Many people want the government to protect the consumer. A much more urgent problem is to protect th...
MILTON FRIEDMAN A major source of objection to a free economy is precisely that group thinks they ought to want. Und...
MILTON FRIEDMAN To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable.
JOHN MILTON O loss of sight, of thee I most complain! Blind among enemies, O worse than chains, dungeon or begga...
JOHN MILTON When the waves are round me breaking,
As I pace the deck alone,
And my eye in vain is seeking<...
JOHN MILTON Taste this, and be henceforth among the Gods thyself a Goddess.
JOHN MILTON Consider Social Security. The young have always contributed to the support of the old. Earlier, the ...
MILTON FRIEDMAN Reason also is choice.
JOHN MILTON If even a small fraction of the money we now spend on trying to enforce drug prohibition were devote...
MILTON FRIEDMAN Inflation is the one form of taxation that can be imposed without legislation.
MILTON FRIEDMAN There was a time when we the U.S. had completely unrestricted immigration, when anybody could come t...
MILTON FRIEDMAN For neither man nor angel can discern hypocrisy, the only evil that walks invisible, except to God a...
JOHN MILTON This is the month, and this the happy morn, wherein the Son of heaven's eternal King, of wedded Maid...
JOHN MILTON A man may be a heretic in the truth; and if he believe things only because his pastor says so, or th...
JOHN MILTON It is not miserable to be blind; it is miserable to be incapable of enduring blindness.
JOHN MILTON Prudence is the virtue by which we discern what is proper to do under various circumstances in time ...
JOHN MILTON Biochemically, love is just like eating large amounts of chocolate.
JOHN MILTON 'Tis chastity, my brother, chastity. She that has that is clad in complete steel, and like a quivere...
JOHN MILTON So dear to Heaven is saintly chastity,
That, when a soul is found sincerely so,
A thousand liv...
JOHN MILTON What kind of society isn't structured on greed? The problem of social organization is how to set up ...
MILTON FRIEDMAN Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
MILTON FRIEDMAN The idea is in my head to put it down is nothing.
MILTON AVERY Adam inquires concerning celestial motions, is doubtfully answered, and exhorted to search rather th...
JOHN MILTON Lords are lordliest in their wine.
JOHN MILTON Millions of spiritual creatures walk the earth unseen, both when we sleep and when we awake.
JOHN MILTON From man or angel the great Architect did wisely to conceal, and not divulge his secrets to be scann...
JOHN MILTON Sweet bird, that shun the noise of folly, most musical, most melancholy!
JOHN MILTON Never try to walk across a river just because it has an average depth of four feet.
MILTON FRIEDMAN Few sometimes may know, when thousands err.
JOHN MILTON And, re-assembling our afflicted powers, consult how we may henceforth most offend.
JOHN MILTON Tears such as angels weep.
JOHN MILTON Awake, arise or be for ever fall’n.
JOHN MILTON What needs my Shakespeare for his honoured bones,
The labor of an age in pilèd stones,
O...
JOHN MILTON But he that hides a dark soul and foul thoughts benighted walks under the mid-day sun; Himself is hi...
JOHN MILTON Govern well thy appetite, lest Sin Surprise thee, and her black attendant Death.
JOHN MILTON In naked beauty more adorned More lovely than Pandora.
JOHN MILTON Anarchy is the sure consequence of tyranny; or no power that is not limited by laws can ever be prot...
JOHN MILTON If by fire Of sooty coal th' empiric alchymist Can turn, or holds it possible to turn, M...
JOHN MILTON . . . and now expecting Each hour their great adventurer, from the search Of foreign words.
JOHN MILTON He seemed For dignity compos'd and high exploit: But all was false and hollow.
JOHN MILTON Far from all resort of mirth, / Save the cricket on the hearth!
JOHN MILTON Thus I set my printless feet O'er the cowslip's velvet head, That bends not as I tread.
JOHN MILTON Of herbs, and other country messes, Which the neat-handed Phillis dresses.
JOHN MILTON In discourse more sweet, (For Eloquence the Sound, Song charmes the sense,) Others apart sat o...
JOHN MILTON But first and chiefest, with thee bring Him that yon soars on golden wing, Guiding the fiery-w...
JOHN MILTON While the cock with lively din Scatters the rear of darkness thin, And to the stack or the bar...
JOHN MILTON So when the sun in bed, Curtain'd with cloudy red, Pillows his chin upon an orient wave.
JOHN MILTON There does a sable cloud Turn forth her silver lining on the night, And casts a gleam over thi...
JOHN MILTON Was I deceiv'd, or did a sable cloud Turn forth her silver lining on the night?
JOHN MILTON This is the month, and this the happy morn, Wherein the Son of Heaven's eternal King, Of wedde...
JOHN MILTON The Pilot of the Galilean Lake.
JOHN MILTON A short retirement urges a sweet return.
JOHN MILTON What does it mean to say that government might have a responsibility? Government can't have a respon...
MILTON FRIEDMAN What reinforcement we may gain from hope; If not, what resolution from despair.
JOHN MILTON When I consider how my light is spent
E're half my days, in this dark world and wide,
And that...
JOHN MILTON Nothing profits more than self-esteem, grounded on what is just and right.
JOHN MILTON Or stars of morning, dew-drops which the sun Impearls on every leaf and every flower.
JOHN MILTON From morn To moon he fell, from noon to dewy eve, A summer's day; and with the setting sun ...
JOHN MILTON So dear to Heaven is saintly chastity, That, when a soul is found sincerely so, A thousand liv...
JOHN MILTON 'Tis chastity, my brother, chastity; She that has that is clad in complete steel, And, like a ...
JOHN MILTON 'Tis Chastity, my brother, Chastity: She that has that, is clad in complete steel
JOHN MILTON History suggests that capitalism is a necessary condition for political freedom
MILTON FRIEDMAN Who kills a man kills a reasonable creature, God's image, but thee who destroys a goode booke, kills...
JOHN MILTON O dark, dark, amid the blaze of noon, Irrecoverably dark! total eclipse, Without all hope of ...
JOHN MILTON