If only he can get over becoming a NERD.

We're nerds. That's why we're here.

Nerd life is so much better than regular life.

It's about average for us. Behavior always draws more than survey. We're the sexy ones,' Nate said with a grin.

Amy snorted. 'Oh, yeah, you guys are the Mae Wests of the nerd world.'

We're action nerds,' Nate said. 'Adventure nerds. Nerds of romance.

NASA scientists have discovered a new form of life,
unfortunately, it won't date them either.

That's the wonderful thing with nerds: they're enthusiasts. Not having a life means you get to love things with a passion and nobody bothers you about it.