If my critics saw me walking over the Thames they would say it was because I couldn't swim.

It's a funny old world.

It's a funny old world.

If they wanted their shit stirred, then stirred their shit was jolly well going to be.

No one would remember the Good Samaritan if he'd only had good intentions; he had money as well.

I like Mr. Gorbachev, we can do business together.