If Mitt Romney is vanilla, Chris Christie is three hefty scoops of Rocky Road topped with whipped cream, Red Bull, and gravel.

Mitt Romney is the guy who said corporations are people. No, Governor Romney, corporations are not people.

Climate change was a point of division between Obama and Republican rival Mitt Romney. The president declared climate change a global threat, acknowledged that the actions of humanity were deepening the crisis, and pledged to do something about it if elected.

Remember, many Republicans didn't vote for Mitt Romney. He didn't inspire people.

I hate the taste of alcohol. When I'm drinking, I'm drinking Red Bull.

Dear Red Bull: Where the fuck are my wings?!