If looks could kill...well, Dick was already dead, so nothing would happen. But Gabriel was not laughing. "See Dick," Dick said, pointing at his chest. He then swept his hand dangerously close to mind. "Jane. Dick and Jane. Come on, you humorless jackass. That's funny.
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MOLLY FRIEDENFELD I am one of those people who are out of touch with their emotions. I tend to treat my emotions like ... MOLLY IVINS It is possible to read the history of this country as one long struggle to extend the liberties esta... MOLLY IVINS The reason there is no noblesse oblige about Dubya is because he doesn't admit to himself or any... MOLLY IVINS Those who imagine polygamy to be handy cover for promiscuity are apparently off the mark. If polygam... MOLLY IVINS 'Get along, go along' is not an inspirational philosophy, and only God knows how much moral ... MOLLY IVINS Although it is true that only about 20 percent of American workers are in unions, that 20 percent se... MOLLY IVINS You will come to the woods and choose your mate. MOLLY RINGLE To mistake Midland for the volk heartland is the West Texas equivalent of assuming that Greenwich, C... MOLLY IVINS It really is possible to disagree with someone's policies without hating them. Grown-ups can do ... MOLLY IVINS We should all laugh more at our elected officials - it's good for us and good for them. MOLLY IVINS In terms of the Eastern Europe stories, my family is originally from there; even as a kid, it was th... MOLLY ANTOPOL Let's honor our mistakes by allowing them to teach us. Let's consider our failings
to be gifts, and ... MOLLY GORDON I grew up with that whole devaluation of myself because I was female. It's outrageous, and it stays ... MOLLY YARD The thing about democracy, beloveds, is that it is not neat, orderly, or quiet. It requires a certai... MOLLY IVINS I think Movable Type is a really good product for certain applications. MOLLY HOLZSCHLAG I think Picasso was someone who took art's powers of consuming, its powers of much-ness and mult... MOLLY CRABAPPLE The emergent Church is the latest act in the wave of antimodernist revolt by liturgical renewal and ... MOLLY WORTHEN Am I the only person covering politics who ever noticed that Newt Gingrich is actually a nincompoop? MOLLY IVINS Consumer confusion is the result of many individual problems when it comes to website design and dev... MOLLY HOLZSCHLAG