Black Comedy is a farce that is played in the dark, as you know, with the lights full on. It's t...
PETER SHAFFER I really believe that studying organization, even in the form of studying detective story organizati...
PETER SHAFFER It is very, very difficult for a playwright to write a scene in which a young man has his first deep...
PETER SHAFFER The trouble is if you don’t spend your life yourself, other people spend it for you.
PETER SHAFFER When you get tired of walking around San Francisco, you can always lean against it
PETER SHAFFER In London, 'Equus' caused a sensation because it displayed cruelty to horses; in New York, b...
PETER SHAFFER I was an accomplice in my own frustration.
PETER SHAFFER The rhetoric is the key to the character. It's the verbal music of the piece.
PETER SHAFFER The conquistadors and their followers were very rough people, and they were fixated on gold and silv...
PETER SHAFFER Everything we feel is made of Time. All the beauties of life are shaped by it.
PETER SHAFFER But the first published thing I did was a detective story, detective novel, and I did that on my own...
PETER SHAFFER Tragedy, for me, is not a conflict between right and wrong, but between two different kinds of right...
PETER SHAFFER A part of me is always envious of people who live in the present and are sustained by a sense of spo...
PETER SHAFFER I think plays, like books, are endemic. They grow out of the soil of the writer and the place he'...
PETER SHAFFER We... our war began September the 3rd 1939, with the invasion of Poland by Germany, and thereafter t...
PETER SHAFFER I made, over the years in Cambridge, several very good American friends, and America appeared to me,...
PETER SHAFFER They look so expectant, and then they look so depressed... that was the other great lesson that The ...
PETER SHAFFER Rehearsing a play is making the word flesh. Publishing a play is reversing the process.
PETER SHAFFER Things rust, you know, like the heart. My cardiologist said, 'It's a pump; use it - that'...
PETER SHAFFER Our function as playwrights to some extent is to make audiences see with their ears, because films m...
PETER SHAFFER Art and literature are my surrogate religions.
PETER SHAFFER What use, after all, is man, if not to teach God His lessons?
PETER SHAFFER Even though I never worked with her, it was still really cool to have Brooke Shields on set. She was...
ATTICUS SHAFFER My mom thought I might be good for voiceover. She thought I had a cute voice, so maybe I could do a ...
ATTICUS SHAFFER I was just sitting in Target, just getting over my cold. I blew my nose and I see these people looki...
ATTICUS SHAFFER A man isn't a man until he has to meet a payroll.
IVAN SHAFFER Nothing you did could have changed anything.
And that being angry and blaming yourself for not...
TESSA SHAFFER There was a feeling ... if we give this information to the FBI and something goes wrong, we're going...
ANTHONY SHAFFER The lawyers' view was to leave them alone, they had the same basic rights as a U.S. citizen, a U.S. ...
ANTHONY SHAFFER I was at the point of near insubordination over the fact that this was something important, that thi...
ANTHONY SHAFFER I just walked away shocked that they would kind of change their mind, but I figured someone with equ...
ANTHONY SHAFFER I don't believe they (the commission) ever got all the documents,
ANTHONY SHAFFER If that's not frightening, I don't know what is, ... That's chilling.
ANTHONY SHAFFER I don't believe they ever got all the documents, but then again I don't think that they pressed prop...
ANTHONY SHAFFER We discovered two of the three cells which conducted 9/11. If that's not significant, I don't know w...
ANTHONY SHAFFER I'm told confidently by the person who did move the material over that the 9/11 commission received ...
ANTHONY SHAFFER [The panel also said that a Bush Administration lawyer?who, sources told TIME, was a National Securi...
ANTHONY SHAFFER Heaven left a hole in your heart.

But it’s up to you to choose if that hole will be fi...
TESSA SHAFFER I love funny people. I met and became friends with some of the funniest people ever. Gilda Radner, b...
PAUL SHAFFER To him, freedom was greater than love.
She hated that.
Because she had always thought t...
TESSA SHAFFER The Dave Clark Five had more appearances on 'The Ed Sullivan Show' than The Beatles.
PAUL SHAFFER Not only was it enough to be a cover band, it was perhaps the highest calling. After all, if you cou...
PAUL SHAFFER I am very, very cautious when to comes to energy exploration because I have seen in the past where i...
ADAM SHAFFER We are happy to be partnered with one of the pioneers of the broadband phone service industry.
ADAM SHAFFER We make our choices about a month in advance.
WILLIAM SHAFFER we had lots of initiatives to find out where Al Qaeda was.
ANTHONY SHAFFER It was just born and not even dry yet. We were careful not to disturb it. I got up close, took a few...
RON SHAFFER Scott was disappointed as he was 19th and just missed performing another list. We have talked all ye...
JEFF SHAFFER This year has been a lot tougher than last year. This is probably one of the toughest coaching jobs ...
DAMON SHAFFER I just don't feel comfortable going into the service.
ANDREW SHAFFER wasn't about dates and locations. It was about associations and linkages. That's what the focus was.
ANTHONY SHAFFER there was a significant amount of information that was totally deleted or not provided to the 9/11 c...
ANTHONY SHAFFER Before I moved to Bristol, I would have to drive a long distance to get to meetings. I was so excite...
PAUL SHAFFER Goodnight, Warren, we'll see ya.
PAUL SHAFFER When Marty Short and I get together, I sit down at the piano and play the score of 'Godspell....
PAUL SHAFFER It's putting our drivers and putting our riders in that setting. It's just not secure.
MARK SHAFFER If they want a set of longhorns on the hood, we can't do that out of the factory.
ANDREW SHAFFER All I know, is that I feel extremely blessed to be on TV. It's a hard job, but real life is hard...
ATTICUS SHAFFER 3. When making your dramatic exit, crawl along one of the web strands that extend outward from the c...
ANDREW SHAFFER Ferraris start at about $181,000, but buyers add some $20,00 in options and can have the car painted...
ANDREW SHAFFER You can make them open with a solid cover so you can put in electrical wiring for a ceiling fan and ...
TIM SHAFFER The state has, in order to control us, introduced division into our thinking, so that we come to dis...
BUTLER SHAFFER This trial is going to be a circus. I spent $850 on my cell-phone bill on top of the 1,200-minute pl...
THOMAS SHAFFER There are many different types of logging. The question is, how much is enough?
ROBERT SHAFFER Life is nutty; anything can happen.
PAUL SHAFFER I was at the point of near insubordination, ... over the fact that this was something important, tha...
ANTHONY SHAFFER Most of Virginia did well until August. Then, the hurricane, a wet fall and lackluster foliage, and ...
JOHN SHAFFER The students turn their applications in to the Dean of Students office, and then all members read th...
WILLIAM SHAFFER In that sense, he didn't sit still. He tried in various ways to stimulate and even provoke the depar...
WILLIAM SHAFFER In their defensive alignment their safeties were playing deep and their cornerbacks were near the si...
SCOTT SHAFFER constant construction, low ceilings, no windows and dirty everything.
CHRIS SHAFFER Quaid doesn?t need a big gap, and the front line made a great wedge. With his speed, it doesn?t take...
SCOTT SHAFFER I lived at the Gramercy Park Hotel for about 10 years. It was terrific. It was a pleasantly run-down...
PAUL SHAFFER That's huge for the wheat industry.
CHRIS SHAFFER I think of all the things that I've gotten to do, all the wonderful people that I've played ...
PAUL SHAFFER There's nothing to be afraid of in a clinical trial. I am a walking billboard. I am living proof tha...
DICK SHAFFER It was very aggressive. She said we'll take you to the edge but we won't let you fall off.
DICK SHAFFER I wanted state-of-the-art treatment for a very aggressive disease. I wanted to fight fire with fire,...
DICK SHAFFER We mix it up to keep it interesting for us and the crowd.
DENNIS SHAFFER We're trying to get our name out there more and get a following. It's hard to do that with the origi...
DENNIS SHAFFER We've been together playing for 15 years now. We've been going through different drummers throughout...
DENNIS SHAFFER Coercive practices that threaten our neighbor(s) also threaten us.
BUTLER SHAFFER In this war - as in others - I am less interested in honoring the dead than in preventing the dead.
BUTLER SHAFFER When you look into the eyes of an animal you've rescued, you can't help but fall in love.
PAUL SHAFFER The record business has always mystified me. Sometimes there are reasons why things sell or don'...
PAUL SHAFFER I think we responded well. The intensity level was up.
DAMON SHAFFER I told the ladies we had to make something happen. It was now or never, don't wait for someone else ...
DAMON SHAFFER It was a big character win. We relied on some new people, and they came through. That's huge.
DAMON SHAFFER You've got to be a really straight man to write a song like 'It's Raining Men.'
PAUL SHAFFER I absolutely loved working with Tim Burton because he is just a creative, outside of the box thinker...
ATTICUS SHAFFER Well, I was always really mature for my age. I'm an above-age reader. I'm not trying to come...
ATTICUS SHAFFER I do talk to myself, just not in a whisper. But I have caught myself sometimes.
ATTICUS SHAFFER I'm most passionate about anything to do with nature and the simple things. I love taking walks ...
ATTICUS SHAFFER I love voice over! I just think it is amazing!
ATTICUS SHAFFER I'm a huge nerd, I admit to that. I love to play video games, I love to read, and of course, I&#...
ATTICUS SHAFFER I love any comedic zombie movies.
ATTICUS SHAFFER I don't like horror films. Horror films in the sense of the way horror films are now, like '...
ATTICUS SHAFFER In voiceover, all you have to worry about is your voice and practicing with your voice and then bein...
ATTICUS SHAFFER We live in the country. I'm a redneck. No, ha-ha. I live in L.A. County, but more in the hills. ...
ATTICUS SHAFFER It doesn't matter about money and fame and whatever. I really don't care about that. My thin...
ATTICUS SHAFFER I've always been homeschooled, so doing it on set is kind of the same thing. My mom makes it ver...
ATTICUS SHAFFER I don't want this to come off bad at all, but I really don't watch Disney shows. I don't...
ATTICUS SHAFFER Mr. Robles is not the type of person who wants to run away from this. He is very interested in coope...
GEORGE SHAFFER The grand jury obviously saw that they would have suffered the same fate if it were any other driver...
GEORGE SHAFFER He did not cause these deaths. He is totally innocent.
GEORGE SHAFFER We're talking about grand jury secrecy in part, and we're talking about a different type of motion t...
GEORGE SHAFFER Dan Campbell brings instant energy to a game. Against Oregon State, he was only in for about five mi...
DWAYNE SHAFFER It's surprising when a true freshman steps up like that. Both goals were just incredible goals. I kn...
DWAYNE SHAFFER This year, my goal is not to be 'just competitive.' My goal is to start beating some of these teams,...
DWAYNE SHAFFER I feel the freshman class is physically capable of playing right away. But as a coach, I know what w...
DWAYNE SHAFFER Everything's there to create the highest possible performance that golf shoes could produce. They ni...
HOWARD SHAFFER Buyers are essentially picking from approximately 225 different design combinations.
HOWARD SHAFFER We're not promising that you'll hit the ball like a pro, but you'll feel more comfortable on the cou...
HOWARD SHAFFER We think it's very important and it's a product type we are very interested in assisting with develo...
MARK SHAFFER Here we are, offering people a safe ride home, and we just don't have control of the situation to of...
MARK SHAFFER We're disappointed, but we've got to keep our heads up. We can only try to get better. That's all we...
MARK SHAFFER We need to field better as a team, and I need to develop an attitude on the mound. I like to help ou...
JUSTIN SHAFFER They're our biggest rival in baseball. The games are always going to be exciting.
JUSTIN SHAFFER I think everybody's aspirations as an elite athlete are to be in the top of their sport, and I think...
JEFF SHAFFER His NCAA championship score sends a signal that he is a player on the international platform scene. ...
JEFF SHAFFER I am really pleased with Corey's performance. She did what she needed to do to get ready for next we...
JEFF SHAFFER This is the best performance in Auburn history. We talked about being focused and confident and havi...
JEFF SHAFFER Steve put together two really solid lists. This is a great start to the meet for Steve and I am prou...
JEFF SHAFFER We're a debt-free township and we strive in our budget to keep it that way.
JEFF SHAFFER No one point is more important than another.
JEFF SHAFFER It's a dream come true.
JEFF SHAFFER There were some good and disappointing things on 3-meter. I thought we had dives that were in positi...
JEFF SHAFFER I don't want to be married just to be married. I can't think of anything lonelier than spending the ...
MARY ANN SHAFFER We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled, but as candles to be lit.
ROBERT H. SHAFFER Think of it! We could have gone on longing for one another and pretending not to notice forever. Thi...
MARY ANN SHAFFER I have gone to [this bookshop] for years, always finding the one book I wanted - and then three more...
MARY ANN SHAFFER Do you know what sentence of his (Wordsworth) I admire the most? It is "The bright day is done, and ...
MARY ANN SHAFFER I did not throw 'The Shepherd Boy Sings in the Valley of Humiliation' at the audience. I threw it at...
MARY ANN SHAFFER Treat a dog right and he'll treat you right. ... Cats is different, but I never held it against them...
MARY ANN SHAFFER Do you arrange your books alphabetically? (I hope not.)
MARY ANN SHAFFER Moses: God or crowd control?!?
MARY ANN SHAFFER Will Thisbee gave me The Beginner's Cook-Book for Girl Guides. It was just the thing; the writer ass...
MARY ANN SHAFFER Your questions regarding that gentleman are very delicate, very subtle, very much like being smacked...
MARY ANN SHAFFER Naturally curly hair is a curse, and don't ever let anyone tell you different.
MARY ANN SHAFFER My worries travel around in my head on their well worn path
MARY ANN SHAFFER It was amazing to me then, and still is, that so many people who wander into bookshops don't really ...
MARY ANN SHAFFER Then I imagined a lifetime of having to cry to get him to be kind, and I went back to no again.
MARY ANN SHAFFER I am to cover the philosophical side of the debate and so far my only thought is that reading keeps ...
MARY ANN SHAFFER Because there is nothing I would rather do than rummage through bookshops, I went at once to Hasting...
MARY ANN SHAFFER Isola doesn't approve of small talk and believes in breaking the ice by stomping on it.
MARY ANN SHAFFER I sometimes think I prefer suitors in books rather than right in front of me. How awful, backward, c...
MARY ANN SHAFFER Life goes on." What nonsense, I thought, of course it doesn't. It's death that goes on.
MARY ANN SHAFFER All my life I thought that the story was over when the hero and heroine were safely engaged -- after...
MARY ANN SHAFFER I love seeing the bookshops and meeting the booksellers-- booksellers really are a special breed. No...
MARY ANN SHAFFER Have you ever noticed that when your mind is awakened or drawn to someone new, that person's name su...
MARY ANN SHAFFER Men are more interesting in books than they are in real life.
MARY ANN SHAFFER Perhaps there is some secret sort of homing instinct in books that brings them to their perfect read...
MARY ANN SHAFFER Reading good books ruins you for enjoying bad books.
MARY ANN SHAFFER The old adage--humor is the best way to make the unbearable bearable--may be true.
MARY ANN SHAFFER That's what I love about reading: one tiny thing will interest you in a book, and that tiny thing wi...
MARY ANN SHAFFER Now that I think about it, maybe he is a werewolf. I can picture him lunging over the moors in hot p...
MARY ANN SHAFFER I never met a man half so true as a dog. Treat a dog right, and he'll treat you right. He'll keep yo...
MARY ANN SHAFFER I think you learn more if you're laughing at the same time.
MARY ANN SHAFFER They came here on Sunday, 30th June, 1940, after bombing us two days before. They said they hadn't m...
MARY ANN SHAFFER She is one of those ladies who is more beautiful at sixty than she could possibly have been at twent...
MARY ANN SHAFFER The crematorium could not burn the bodies fast enough - so after we dug long trenches, we pulled and...
MARY ANN SHAFFER Oh bless Speranza, for giving her son such a preposterous name as Oscar Fingal O'Flahertie Wills Wil...
MARY ANN SHAFFER Shouting at people keeps you alive, healthy, young, fresh.
PETER CAPALDI Small deeds done are better than great deeds planned.
PETER MARSHALL Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work.
PETER DRUCKER The relation between a poet and audience is really insignificant. What matters is the poet is hearin...
PETER DAVISON If we choose to walk into a forest where a tiger lives, we are taking a chance. If we swim in a rive...
PETER BENCHLEY There are wars being fought! Who cares what I'm doing on a Saturday night? I'm not even a ce...
PETER DINKLAGE The candle burns not for us, but for all those whom we failed to rescue from prison, who were shot o...
PETER BENENSON My relationship to plants becomes closer and closer. They make me quiet; I like to be in their compa...
PETER ZUMTHOR The celebration... you cannot practice it or anything. It's a moment when the excitement of your...
PETER BONDRA When I went to get my master's in creative writing at San Francisco State after Grinnell, I join...
PETER COYOTE To make crime unprofitable, let the government run it.
IRENE PETER Always be sincere, even when you don't mean it.
IRENE PETER Ignorance is no excuse, it's the real thing.
IRENE PETER Just because everything is different doesn't mean anything has changed.
IRENE PETER Anyone who thinks there's safety in numbers hasn't looked at the stock market pages.
IRENE PETER Today, if you are not confused, you are not thinking clearly.
IRENE PETER There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The w...
PETER CAPALDI The measure of life is not its duration, but its donation.
PETER MARSHALL Sharks don't target human beings, and they certainly don't hold grudges.
PETER BENCHLEY The photographer, even in fashion and portraiture, has to have a standpoint. It's important to k...
PETER LINDBERGH New Zealand is not a small country but a large village.
PETER JACKSON The Internet, like the steam engine, is a technological breakthrough that changed the world.
PETER SINGER Almost any shark, three or four feet long, could kill a human being if it chose to do it. It could m...
PETER BENCHLEY Executives owe it to the organization and to their fellow workers not to tolerate nonperforming indi...
PETER DRUCKER My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions.
PETER DRUCKER Unless commitment is made, there are only promises and hopes... but no plans.
PETER DRUCKER I spent two years at the Guthrie Theater in Minneapolis, and then some New York types saw me there a...
PETER MACNICOL Between November 23, 2002, and January 11, 2003, al-Qahtani was interrogated for 48 days at Guantana...
PETER BERGEN I think about the Internet and cell phones and jets and spaceships, and I wonder, 'What's go...
PETER DIAMANDIS Management by objective works - if you know the objectives. Ninety percent of the time you don't...
PETER DRUCKER Time is the scarcest resource and unless it is managed nothing else can be managed.
PETER DRUCKER Accept the fact that we have to treat almost anybody as a volunteer.
PETER DRUCKER Never mind your happiness; do your duty.
PETER DRUCKER I am not a politician... I only suffer the consequences.
PETER TOSH There are no training courses to make people bishops. You have to learn on the job.
PETER HOLLINGWORTH A man can submit today in order to resist tomorrow. My submission had been such. And because I had n...
PETER ABRAHAMS I've always been very image prone, along the lines of bands like Black Sabbath and even Devo.
PETER STEELE Well, I think what we need to remember is that budget deficits can impede economic activity.
PETER ORSZAG