If life were just, we would be born old and achieve youth about the time we'd saved enough to enjoy it.

If life begins at 40, what is it that ends at 39?

When someone demands blind obedience, you'd be a fool not to peek

You own a dog; you feed a cat.

If you can look back on your life with contentment, you have one of man's most precious gifts -- a selective memory.

Might does not make right, it only makes history.