If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?

It was the kind of bar where everybody knew your name, as long as your name was ‘Motherfucker’.

I am sure this Jesus will not do, / Either for Englishman or Jew.

I'm first generation in the country - my family's Mexican.

Rembrandt's first name was Beauregard, which is why he never used it.

I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far.