If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago

If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice

The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same joke and still feel lonely.

Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?