If it had just been some femme fatale, I think this whole thing could have been settled. You know, if it had just been like a beautiful woman,

I think Helen of Troy must have been pretty hot. She got two countries going crazy for 10 years over her.

A lot of lip service gets paid to being honest, but no one really wants to hear it unless what's being said is the party line.

I'm quietly becoming New York's premiere actor. People don't understand. They have me pigeon-holed as a comedian.

People's - most people's job is talking about the future or like money not even in the present tense. It's not even paper.

Humanity is a crazy contradiction. I accept us for who we are. We're not that great. Every time we take a step forward we go back to the same primitive behavior. We're meant to be this way. It's not our fault, it's just who we are.