If idiots could fly, the sky would be like an airport.

...There are too many idiots in this world. And having said it, I have the burden of proving it.

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

Have you ever noticed that idiots have a lot of friends? It's just an observation.

Are you an idiot, or an idiot?' Gargarin hissed.

'The first one. I really resent being called the second.

Only in a place like this do earth and sky come together in such a way that they bridge into one, and in such a place a person could put up her arms and find herself in heaven.